NawteeDawg Confessions

[RachelJ]

It's me, Hannah, NawteeDawg Extrordinaire. I'm in Trouble and that starts with a T which rhymes with P, which is what I did on my doggie bed last night. But I can 'splain. You see it has been a long winter and Tucker and I have been cooped up a lot. Well now that it is getting a little warmer out, Mom has gone outside with us again at 4 pm like we are s'posed to. 'Cept yesterday, Dad comes home and wants to go to the store to shop for the good yummies that they gets to eat, which means Mom doesn't have time to go out to play with us. Now last week, Tucker and I got to go with them in the 4Runner. 'Cause I was so excited about going with, I kinda whined and fidgited a bit too much, at least when compared to the "perfect" Tucker who just sits there looking out the window like riding in the 4Runner is no big deal. So the deal this week was we had to stay home. So I was really ticked off...first no play and then no "go with". When they get back home It was 7 pm and Tucker and I both went out and did our numbers. I even did 1 and 2. Mom had bought me a new ball and Tucker a Godzilla Gorilla from PetsMart, but I wanted the Godzilla Gorilla, so I just took it, but I was still ticked off about Mom getting it for HIM. Around 8:30 pm all my frustration just came to a head, so I went over to my doggie bed and I dug around in it and did the P thing. I kinda forgot that Mom was sitting right there on the couch but when the SCREEEECH came out of her, I remembered. It was like someone lite her fuse and she SPLODED. First thing she is screaming...WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU....YOU DON'T PEE ON YOUR DOGGIE BED....GET OUTSIDE...OUT, OUT, OUT!!!! Poor Tucker doesn't realize what is going on and he just kind of sticks by me which is the wrong place to be at that particular time. We both go out and she is still ranting and raving at me. When I come back in she continues to point out what a BAAAD dog I have been and I have to go to my cage in the kitchen where she says I will be spending the night and that there won't be any nightie cookies because I have been sooo BAAAD. Tucker tries to follow me into the cage but Mom won't let him, so he stays where he can still see Mom and still see me. I think Tucker kinda of begged Mom not to make me sleep in the kitchen because right before bed time, she comes to get me. I even got my nightie cookie. Well, I put on my best apologetic attitude and instead of cuddling up next to Dad on the Big Bed, I spent the whole night slapped up against Mom. This morning I rolled over and showed her my sweet pink tummy and she even rubbed it, so I knew I was playing the right cards. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do to get back in the good graces.

[This message has been edited by RachelJ (edited April 07, 2001).]

[Pam]

Hi there Hannah! Bella here! You know this topic is my kinda topic!!! I was so sad to hear that you made a widdle peepee on your doggie bed. Your Mommy Human shure was mad, huh? I don't unnerstand why they get like that. Sounds like Tucker sorta made you look bad too, huh? Hope you don't hold it against him, though, 'cause he sounds like a nice boy! Sometimes I wish I had a brudder doggie 'steada living wiff two cats but my humans aren't ready for that yet!

My Mommy Human got a little nutsy yesterday. Here's my sad tale....yesterday it was rainin' and rainin' like crazy. There's this flowerbed thing inna back yard that has lots of neat smells in it and it's one of my favrit places to go. Well this long metal thing runs high up along the back of the house and the rain is supposed to go in it and then go down these long metal things and dump inna yard. I know all that 'cause I heard Mommy Human tell Daddy Human that it was time to call the gutter men cause leaves are in there cloggin' it up. Well, anyway, lotsa water was spillin' over this long gutter thing and it made the neatest puddle in my favrit flowerbed. Of course I had to go walk in it and play a little. It was so much fun. Some of the water was already disappearing inta the ground so I had to hurry and play and the more I played it all mixed together and made what Mommy Human later called MUD! All four of my widdle legs were covered with this stuff almost up to my tummy and even my tummy was brown. I was havin' so much fun out there and then Mommy Human came alookin' for me. You shoulda seen the look on her face!!! I thought she was gonna splode jus like your Mommy Human. She let out a big groan and picked me up and carried me inna house muttering somethin' about me bein' bad and not allowed to play there any more!! She put me inna big tub thing that the humans go in and started runnin' water all over me and still moanin' and complainin' that I shouldn'ta done that. Next bubbles were all over me and at the end of the whole thing she started blowin' hot air on me from this thing that was plugged inna wall. She called this whole thing a BATH!

When Daddy Human got home she told him she couldn't trust me any more inna yard and he laughed. He told her she shoulda got a picture of me bein' naughty. Mommy Human didn't laugh. Somehow I'm learnin' they don't always see eye to eye on my upbringin'!

Anyway Hannah I'm glad ya got things patched up wiff your Mommy Human. My Mommy Human was tellin' some other people onna fone thing 'bout the fun I had inna mud and she was even smilin' while she was talkin'. Guess I'm back in what you called the Good Graces (til next time! ha!)

Hey Hannah & Bella ~ We been there, dun that, too ~

Matter of fact, jest this week Smoke an I were in the Fire Station office while Dad moved a fire truk out inna truk bay. He came back and rite away noticed the *wet spot* ol' SmokeMutt left by the bookcase, along wiffa ziggy-zag trail across the room. He cranked rite up into his *skreemin Daddy* mode an hadda chase the Kid round the tables for almost 2 minits fore he grabbed him and drug him out to the car for temporary storage. I went along cuz I dint wanna hafta lissen to Dad mumblin *nawtee wurds* while he blotted up the warm pee .

I figgured our Fire Station daze were over; but durn if he dint take us back on Wensday while he werked onna new truk again. Course we spent the hole time klipped tagether and tied to the lil Jeepy Brush Truk, but at least we got to go inna building agin .

But Hannah ~ you better quit doin *pees* to show you're mad atta Two-Leggers. Havin an azkadent is wun thing; but doin a spiteful pee will reelee get ya into Big Trouble.

And Bella ~ be careful when you go out ta play *splish-splash* inna mud an slop - I skrew up every wunce inna while and get all *skrungie* jest fore Dad wuz gonna go sumwhere. Nuttin cancels a kar ride quicker'n a *skrungie dog* wiffout time for a baff an dry. Don't matter how loud and mournful ya howl - yer gonna get left inna basement ta kleen yerself up wit yer own licker - ugh!

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/s/ Cinder & Smokey
the Rescued & Adopted
FurKids of *Phred*

[Daisy's Mom]

Daisy here. Hannah you shouldn't do yer peepees in the house! I haven't done that in a long time or Grandma makes me sleep downstairs all by meself and she won't talk to me for a day. Yeah I 'gree with Cinder, if ya wanna get back at the hyoomins, do somethin' else... knock over the trash. That gets 'em mad AND it's fun at the same time, right Bella? I'm teachin' the young'un how ta do it. As for 'pologizin', I'm real good at that. Alls I gotta do to get Mom to forgive me is look at her. See, I'm a Basset Hound and we got these big brown sad eyes... Mom can't say no when I stare at her with 'em. As for Grandma, she's a lil' harder, but I just do all the cute stuff I can think of and sing for her until she pets me and then I know it's okay. Well I gotta go, you dawgs behave yerselves!
Love,
Daisy

[tatsxxx11]

Hi all! Star *burst* here. I agree with Daisy, Hannah. For some reason, the hoomins seem to take partikular offense to the pee-pee inna house *nawteedog* no-no! Like Daisy, I enjoy a good go atta trash when I got a hankerin to mis-b-have. It's fun, taste good, and ya don't nearly get so much skoldin. And like you Hannah, it's always my sister the Cody girl that gets the "she's the good girl" smoozy line! Geez. If only my mon knew what SHE does when mom's not lookin! Tho, for wrappin da hoomins round yer paw, snugglin up and 'xsposin the belly was definitely an excellent doggie maneuver! But Hannah, trufully, I don't think yer mom could ever REALLY be mad atta likes a you!

Bella, I just love a good roll ina mud puddle! I just "shine" on rainy days! (tee-hee) Since I love the wet stuff in any form, the bath parta the skoldin is really a treat for me, tho I don't let my mom know it!

And Cind, tell Dad... What'd he 'xpect? Sittin there with all those water flusher hoses around! I'd a hadda gone too! Me and the Cody been pretty good behavin, lettin the new kitty KlAwKAt Olive-pit man take all a heat~~~ fer mischif makin and such. He's doin a pretty good job too. Now he's tryin a hitch a ride ina kitchin cold box I'm always tryin to snitch a snak from. He's just about hit all a da kitchen machines! Unbeleeable the kid's still inna whole piece!
Hope all you NaWteE and not-s0-NaWtee doggies and hoomins all havin a peaceful Palm Sunday, Passover afternoon! Catch ya later! Love Star

[This message has been edited by tatsxxx11 (edited April 08, 2001).]

[aly]

I got evidence of Harley being a VERY naughty dog so I decided to share this picture here

This is a pic of him after he went exploring in the fireplace. He's pulled this stunt about 4 times, each time he required at least 3 baths in a row to get all the soot off.



This picture is a few seconds after he knocked over a lamp and table. He felt really guilty and couldn't find his crate so he tried to fit into Shiloh's, hehe.



[This message has been edited by aly (edited April 08, 2001).]

[KYS]

Hi Everybody, Rocky here.

Well, I found more fun things
to chew on outside. Lets, see since I
chewed down the Apple and Cherry tree,
I am now working on triming the Birch Tree.
My human dad said when he gets around to it he is going to put Chicken wire around all the remaining young trees.
My human mom caught me chewing on
the Ceder bench swing outside. Geesh! I
thought it was just a chew toy?
At least I made each end of the bench swing match.
Oh Hannah,
Might want to try peeing outside again.
I got in Mega trouble when I was visiting a family members house around Christmas,
and I peed on
their inside fake plant.
Harely, you shure looked like you had a lot
of fun in that fireplace. hehehe

[Rottie]

Carl here. Oh Hannah, I know it's so tough being a doggy, especially when you have a perfect four-legged brother (or sister). It's even more frustrating when your humans don't understand why you're doing something and they yell at you. I absolutely hate it when my mom gets mad at me, that's a good time to go in your crate! I'm glad you and your mom are back on good terms

[aly]

HaRLeY here, well whilE our mom wuz postin' our pix, we done sometin verrry nawtee. Me an my new lil bro Reece wuz in the other room and thought we smelt sometin good in da trash can. I taught ReeCe how to tump the can of treats over and we dugged through it eatin' scraps and stuffs. Needless ta say, mom came in like sumone lit a fire in her pants! It wuz funnie but I ran under the couch cause I feeled a little guilty. Reece the booger decided to act cute an' rolled on his back, sayin' sowwy. Mom picked up the trash mumblin' how we wuz lucky we're so cute

[aly]

Whoops, we wuz jus caught agin doin sumtin else

Lemme tell all ya other dawgs some advise, never eeever play tug o war wit your mommy's undergarments

[RachelJ]

Hi, it's me Hannah, again. Thanks for all your support. Everything is calmed down here and thanks to whichever one of you who told my Mom about the OxiClean stuff, whatever that is, Mom said it saved my sorry butt.

Harley, I think you are my kinda guy. As for the underwears, just tell your Mom you are ventilating them for her. My Mom's got holes in lots of hers and I did it all by myself.