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    12 Days of (Kitty) Christmas

    Hope this works! A friend sent this to me and I couldn't resist posting it! How true it is...(Sorry it is so long!)

    On the first day of Christmas when I brought home my tree
    My 12 cats were laughing at me

    On the second day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me

    On the third day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me

    On the fourth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me

    On the fifth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me

    On the sixth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me

    On the seventh day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
    7 half-dead rodents
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me

    On the eighth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
    8 shattered ornaments
    7 half-dead rodents
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me

    On the ninth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
    9 chewed-through light strings
    8 shattered ornaments
    7 half-dead rodents
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me

    On the tenth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
    10 tinsel hairballs
    9 chewed-through light strings
    8 shattered ornaments
    7 half-dead rodents
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me

    On the eleventh day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
    11 broken branches
    10 tinsel hairballs
    9 chewed-through light strings
    8 shattered ornaments
    7 half-dead rodents
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me

    On the twelfth day of Christmas I looked at my poor tree
    12 cats a-climbing
    11 broken branches
    10 tinsel hairballs
    9 chewed-through light strings
    8 shattered ornaments
    7 half-dead rodents
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me

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    Aw , I song all of it , the whole song !! Inka and Maya are staring at me as if "Is our mom going mad now ?" ...!
    It is GORGEOUS !! thanks for sharing !!

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    ROTFLOL!!! That one's getting printed and taken to work for my bulletin board......(I share my desk with another cat mommy!)
    The legend says that Mohammed adored cats. When one of them was sleeping on his sleeve and he had to go out, Mohammed supposedly cut off the sleeve so as not to disturb his pet.

    A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast - Proverbs 12:10

    How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven. - Robert A. Heinlein

    What greater gift than the love of a cat? ~ Charles Dickens

    There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person. - Dan Greenberg

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    Written by a cat specialist! ROFL

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    Thanks so much ... I love this!!!
    Kim Loves Cats and Doggies Too!

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    LOL!!! That was cute!

    My sister came home for the weekend and was about to put CATNIP toys in the tree.

    Mom wisely stopped her.
    ~Kimmy, Zam, Logan, Raptor, Nimrod, Mei, Jasper, Esme, & Lucy Inara
    RIP Kia, Chipper, Morla, & June

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    That was cute! Thanks!


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    This is great. LOL

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    cute song! Brings back a lot of memories of past destoyed christmas trees!!
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    I love my furkid Neko!

    ^TAMA^ 8/24/00 - 4/27/12 Thank you for being in my life I love you always and forever


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