Number 5 is my favorite..lmao.....that is ME!
Tired of making resolutions year after year that you never keep?
Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish?
Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. You've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Stop bringing lunch from home: Eat out more.
7. Get in a whole NEW rut!
8. Spend your summer vacation in Cyberspace.
9. Don't eat cloned meat.
10. Create loose ends.
11. Get more toys.
12. Get further in debt.
13. Don't believe politicians.
14. Break at least one traffic law.
15. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
16. Don't swim with piranhas or sharks.
17. Associate with even worse business clients.
18. Spread out priorities beyond ability to keep track of them.
19. Wait around for opportunity.
20. Focus on the faults of others.
21. Mope about faults.
22. Never make New Year's resolutions again.
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I always make the resolution of losing weight, I end up gaining, not that much, but I'm SUPPOSED to be losing! LOL! "Sigh" What's it about America that we can't lose weight here? For some reason, whenever I travel to other countries, I lose like 5-10 pounds in 2 weeks WITHOUT EVEN TRYING!! and even more if we stay for like a month! 
When we come back home to the States, all the weight is back. "sigh" Oh WELL!
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