How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

[zippy-kat]

QUESTION: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a burned-out bulb?

Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that damned stupid lamp!

Rottweiler:
Make me.

Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Siberian Husky:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......

Mastiff:
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound:
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....

Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....

Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

German Shepherd:
Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID,"STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"

Hound Dog:
ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

Cat:
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

[Eudora]

That was funny, zippykat! And everyone wonders why I'm laughing at the "cybercafe" in my school.... Although I'm not sure my Cookie would have given that response, it would have been something like, "What lightbulb? I didn't break it, not me, not me, not ME!!" She breaks almost everything in my house... real lightbulbs have been changed 5 times cos she knocked over the lamp.

[Dixieland Dancer]

This was very cute. I forwarded to our Golden Retriever Club Newsletter editor. The cat response was just to funny!!!!

[ShepherdLover]

That was great! I don't know how many times I've read that before and I still love it!

[Dixie Belle]

It is so true!! It really is just so true!!

[Rottie]

I've read that before, but every time I see it it makes me laugh!!!

[jackiesdaisy1935]

That was great, I had never seen that before
and you should add

The Schnauzer said, No I'm not doing it, I don't have to

Jackie

[catwoman]

Also, the Shetland Sheepdog:

LIGHTBULB?!! OMG, WHERE?! Can I hide behind your legs? Maybe if I just bark at it ...

[Karen]

Saint Bernard: Maybe if I crawl in her lap, she'll change the bulb. If not, she'll at least pet me, right? Who cares about some bulb when you've got love!

[Logan]

I love the Lab response best! I've seen this before, but never tire of it!

[Angels3]

Karen, you've almost taken the Tibetan Spaniel response that we added to the list.

TIBETAN SPANIEL: 'What do you need a light bulb for? I light up your life!'

The German Shepherd (in its role as a police dog) & the Blue Heeler (because of its habit of nipping at the heels of the cattle to drive them along) were on another list I saw.

GERMAN SHEPHERD: 'Move along, M'am. And take your light bulb with you.'

BLUE HEELER: 'One nip from me, and the light bulb will change itself!'

[ September 24, 2001: Message edited by: Angels3 ]

[zippy-kat]

I was kinda disappointed in the cocker's response.

!!My ButterScotch was SUCH a good dawgie!!

But I hafta admit, Sara fits the boxer description...*squeak, squeak, squeak*

[ September 25, 2001: Message edited by: zippy-kat ]

[Daisy's Mom]

LOL I love it and laugh every time I read it! The hound dog response is totally perfect.