And the rebuttal ..... Dog Haiku .... 
Cat is not all bad
She leaves tootsie rolls in the
Litter box for me
My owner is home
I am so ecstatic that
I have made a puddle
I wear the collar
Look world! Oh, they strangle me!
Hack, hack, hack, hack, hack.
I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be.
How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.
Dig under fence - why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.
I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.
I sound the alarm!
Mailman fiend - come to kill us all -
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Paper boy come to kill all!
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Neighbor's cat - come to kill all!
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
this long-rotten squirrel.
Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much as I do.
They are romantic
I lie calmly at their feet
I fart a big one
"We give dogs the time we can spare, the space we can spare and the love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made" - M. Facklam
"We are raised to honor all the wrong explorers and discoverers - thieves planting flags, murderers carrying crosses. Let us at last praise the colonizers of dreams."- P.S. Beagle
"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king." - J.R.R. Tolkien
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