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    Max's Catmas List

    So I asked my brother what his cat Max wanted for Christmas.

    http://catoftheday.com/archive/2011/October/17.html

    He sent me this list:

    1. Water left on in bathroom sink.
    2. Larger portions at mealtime
    3. Permission to scratch anything I want.
    4. No more putting treats in that darn that you have to roll around to get the treats out.
    5. No more trimming claws without permission.
    6. No more being forced to travel in that little plastic box you stuff me in, you try riding in that crummy thing for 2 hours.
    7. I want to eat as much grass as I want, whenever I want.
    8. Tell the old guy that we visit that I am not a dog and resent being treated as such:-D (my dad)
    9. More visits with my original foster mother.
    10. I want to see my sibs!
    11. What happened to that big yellow fuzzy thing I use to rub on? (Casey )
    12. Please clean my litter box more often and don’t use the cheap dusty stuff.

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    Dear meowmie,
    I agree wiff Max's list wiff one addition
    13. Please tell my meowmie not to go to w-e-r-k anymore, stay home wiff MEEEEEE!

    lubz,
    cassie
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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    Hey that is a Pretty Good List..

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    Max has a great Christmas wish list!
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    1. Whiska Temptations Galore
    2 Samples of what Dad had for luch
    3 Tastes of what Dad had for lunch , especially if steak is involved.
    4 Lots of Cat Beds to sleep on, and New Cat Friends to love.
    5 Kraft Cracker Barrel Cheese to snack on.


    And a Good Cat Dad to share our love with!!!
    THE RAINBOW BRIDGE FOUND HOTEL ANGELS HAVE A NEW FRIEND IN CORINNA.


    ALMOND ROCCA BATON AND ELLIE ANGELS ARE GUARDIANS TO ETERNAL KITTENS ROCC-EL AND T TEEN ANGEL, ALMOND ROCA , VLAD , PAWLEE , SPRITE. LITTLE HEX, OSIRIS AND ANNIE ANGELS.
    EBONY BEAU TUBSTER AND PEACHES BW SPIKE & SMOKEY


    NOW PRECIOUS AND SAM ARE TOGETHER WITH ETERNAL KITTENS SAMMY ,PRESLEY, SYLVESTER AND SCRATCHY JR , MIGHTY MARINA, COSMIC CARMEN, SAMSON ,UNDER KITTY AND SUNKIST AUTUMN & PUMPKIN.
    MIA AND ORANGE BLOSSOM ANGELS HAVE ADOPTED TUXIE , TROOPER , SONGBIRD AND LITTLE BITTY KITTIES MIA-MI BLOSSOMER, TUXEDO AND DASH AS THIER ETERNAL KITTENS.
    PRINCESS JOSEPH AND MICHAEL ARE CELEBRATING 19 YEARS AS LUCKY FOUND CATS

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    Quote Originally Posted by catmandu View Post
    1. Whiska Temptations Galore
    2 Samples of what Dad had for luch
    3 Tastes of what Dad had for lunch , especially if steak is involved.
    4 Lots of Cat Beds to sleep on, and New Cat Friends to love.
    5 Kraft Cracker Barrel Cheese to snack on.


    And a Good Cat Dad to share our love with!!!
    Those are great ideas too!

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    I hope you get all of your Christmas wishes, Max!
    FIND A PURPOSE IN LIFE.....BE A BAD EXAMPLE

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    Quote Originally Posted by happylabs View Post
    [*]No more trimming claws without permission.
    Snow would agree with this one!

    RIP Sally

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    Quote Originally Posted by catmandu View Post
    1. Whiska Temptations Galore
    2 Samples of what Dad had for lunch
    3 Tastes of what Dad had for lunch , especially if steak is involved.
    4 Lots of Cat Beds to sleep on, and New Cat Friends to love.
    5 Kraft Cracker Barrel Cheese to snack on.


    And a Good Cat Dad to share our love with!!!
    Cassie likes all of these but she wants a correction on #3 to read chicken ("especially if chicken is involved").

    We are praying for good health and blessings for the Found Kitties' Dad in 2012 so much love can be shared all the year round!
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    Fister pretty much agree with Max' list, but there are a few alterations.


    1. Water left on in bathroom, running across the floor.
    2. More wet food at mealtime, and bigger portions.
    3. Permission to scratch anything I want.
    4. More outings at dusk.
    5. No more cleaning my ears without permission.
    6. No more being forced to travel in that little plastic box you stuff me in.
    7. I want to eat as much grass as I want, whenever I want.
    8. Tell your friends to not visit you. I resent the noise they make and their different smell.
    9. Permission for you to go out only for one hour each day, and only to buy treats or toys for me.
    10. Please clean my litter box every single time I use it, also at night.
    11. More cuddle time on the big bed.



    "I don't know which weapons will be used in the third World war, but in the fourth, it will be sticks and stones" --- Albert Einstein.


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    My cats have been looking over these lists. They don't see anything unreasonable at all on any of them, and they think the requests are must-haves at all times, not just as holiday specials.
    I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
    Death thought about it.
    CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.

    -- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery

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    Stop playing on that electronic toy and give me 100% of your attention while you are at home.

    The kwintet agrees wholeheartedly with the other lists.
    Anne
    Meowmie to Lucy Lou and Barney, and Aunt to Timmy (RIP)

    Former kitties now in foster care: Nellie aka Eleanor van Fluffytail (at a Cat Cafe), Lady Jane Grey, Bob the Bobtail, and Callie. Kimi has been adopted into another family that understands Siamese. HRH Oliver Woodrow von Katz is in a Sanctuary.

    I'm Homeless, but with resources, and learning to live again.


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    Dona furgetz the nip! Plenty ob nip!
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