Major Vent: Almost walked off the job today.

[mrspunkysmom]

I can't stand people. I almost walked off the job today. Idiot adults. Almost. I caught my tongue in time. I may take off the next two weeks and get the doctor to send a letter about stress.

I'm 0.00001% away from disowning and disavowing everyone I know.

My supposed best friend who lives on the other side of the country thinks I should grin and bear it with my boss. I let her know what I thought too.

I sent $200 to my niece for a high school graduation present. My a$$hole brother couldn't be bothered to tell me they received the package. He said it wasn't his responsibility. Forget about the "thank you, that was nice of you" response that should have been the minimum.

And I'm not sure where to place the other brother. He was visiting and attending the graduation. He starts acting like a jerk when he's with them. He wants us all to be a family again. I used to want that.

I hope they fire me. Because then I can sue their a$$ off and I have enough against them to win.

What I really need is a million dollars or so. I want to be able to walk into my bosses office and say", May a thousand blue-birds of happiness fly up your a$$." This is after I resign of course.

It was my father's standard retort to idiots.

[Freedom]

Whoa! Slow down! Someone needs to chillax!

THEN release the 1000 bluebirds, he hee.

[mrspunkysmom]

LOL. Thanx.

I needed to vent and post and have since wondered if I should have. I have a Major Mad going on, and it is justified.

[mrspunkysmom]

I'm working my way through this. Two weeks until Annemegeddon. Don't worry, the only thing being attacked physically is my house. It needs a cleaning and painting.

Now lawyers are good for the bosses ad family members.

[wombat2u2004]

Wow mate, sounds like you are really in a whammy mood....hee hee.
Same with me....your family sound very similar to mine. We don't have Bluebirds here, so I just tell them to stick their heads up their butts.
Believe me, it would be a real improvement.

[mrspunkysmom]

Wow mate, sounds like you are really in a whammy mood....hee hee.
Same with me....your family sound very similar to mine. We don't have Bluebirds here, so I just tell them to stick their heads up their butts.
Believe me, it would be a real improvement.

The problem is that some people already have their head up their butt. Which is why they act like a butt.

I'm starting to laugh now, but I do need to keep that whammy mood going. If I don't, I'll get depressed and lethargic and weepy. And so on. Not good.

[wombat2u2004]

The problem is that some people already have their head up their butt. Which is why they act like a butt.

I'm starting to laugh now, but I do need to keep that whammy mood going. If I don't, I'll get depressed and lethargic and weepy. And so on. Not good.

Here's the first Bluebird of Happiness for you to use.
Remember, it is easy to insert into your enemies, but for them to get them out is harder, they have to be like mathematicians and work it out with a pencil

[mrspunkysmom]

Here's the first Bluebird of Happiness for you to use.
Remember, it is easy to insert into your enemies, but for them to get them out is harder, they have to be like mathematicians and work it out with a pencil

Extreme LOL. Woo-Hoo. If I keep that image in my mind, I might be able to laugh at them all day. Thanks, Wom.

[pomtzu]

Here's the first Bluebird of Happiness for you to use.
Remember, it is easy to insert into your enemies, but for them to get them out is harder, they have to be like mathematicians and work it out with a pencil

That Bluebird of Happiness looks pretty darn grumpy to me! Maybe he was already worked out with a pencil on a previous occasion?????

[wombat2u2004]

That Bluebird of Happiness looks pretty darn grumpy to me! Maybe he was already worked out with a pencil on a previous occasion?????

Depends how clever the mathematician was. He could have been worked out with logs

[mrspunkysmom]

Ouch.

[slick]

Uh, can you please send 10 of those bluebirds to me for my boss from hell??? One of them to stick up her a$$ isn't enough.
Many thanks and signed,
Almost ready to quit myself.

[wombat2u2004]

Uh, can you please send 10 of those bluebirds to me for my boss from hell??? One of them to stick up her a$$ isn't enough.
Many thanks and signed,
Almost ready to quit myself.

Here's 6 for you Slick.
That should be enuf.....they are fat little fellas.

[Marigold2]

I am so sorry for your work distress. All our lives we are at the mercy of some co-worker or perhaps neighbor or relative who is a numbnut. Some times we can get them out of our lives and sometimes we can't.
The trick is to know this will not be the first or the last.
Your next job might have an even bigger nut case. Your new sister-in-law might be one of those people on the Walmart pictures we send to each other and laugh about.
Your new neighbor might walk around naked in his back yard and be 300 lbs, while singing loudly every morning.
People suck.
So yes grin and make do. Try and zone them out for you can never truly escape them all.
I know this sounds hard. But with friends like Wom sending you the blue bird of happiness you are sure to have some laughs.
Wishing you the best of luck.

[lvpets2002]

Well I would say those six should get the job done.. And from the looks in their eyes is that they are gooddd at getting to people's buttss..

Anne Sorry about your frustration & anger.. I promise the sun will shine tomorrow..

Here's 6 for you Slick.
That should be enuf.....they are fat little fellas.