Yesterday a friend sent me an e-mail with subject "be prepared." It included this link to a site entitled "After the Rapture Pet Care."
Subscribe to their service and be reassured that after you are Raptured away, your beloved pets will be cared for by non-believing animal lovers left behind!
Details: http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/
I wrote my friend back saying "Whew! What a relief! ... But I thought after the Rapture all the non-believers were going to be blasted immediately to eternal hellfire and damnation."
She replied with this:
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Here is what my brother told me their cat said:
" Huali told us tomorrow at 6pm she is sprouting giant bat-wings and taking over ExxonMobil, and running the non-christian world for the Beelzebub Empire!
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I just replied to her saying "Well, I haven't heard of anyone being Raptured away yet. Did your brother's cat do her thing?"
I'll let you know if she did or not.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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