I received this through the post today from a friend of mine. Hope you like.
RAT PROPERTY LAWS
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If I've peed on it, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a while ago, it's mine.
5. If you've got something larger, it's mine.
6. If I'm chewing something up, it's mine
7. If it's in my reach, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If oyu're playing with something and you put it down it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken or tastes bad, it's yours.
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