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  1. 12-22-2010, 10:59 PM #1
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    Senior texting Code

    Since seniors are texting and tweeting more and more there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.
    * ATD ~ At The Doctor's
    * BFF ~ Best Friend Farted
    * BTW ~ Bring The Wheelchair
    * BYOT ~ Bring Your Own Teeth
    * CBM ~ Covered By Medicare
    * CUATSC ~ See You At The Senior Center
    * FWB ~ Friend With Beta Blockers
    * FWIW ~ Forgot Where I Was
    * FYI ~ Found Your Insulin
    * GGPBL ~ Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
    * GHA ~ Got Heartburn Again
    * IMHO ~ Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    * LMDO ~ Laughing My Dentures Out
    * LOL ~ Living On Lipitor
    * OMMR ~ On My Massage Recliner
    * ROFL-CGU ~ Rolling On The Floor Laughing-Can't Get Up
    * TTYL ~ Talk To You Louder
    * WAITT ~ Who Am I Talking To?
    * WTP ~ Where's The Prunes?
    * WWNO ~ Walker Wheels Need Oil
    Feel free to add any codes you feel are missing; send the additions back to the person who sent you this so they can update their list.
    * NCDCWPH ~ Never confuse denture cream with preparation H
    * WIMG ~ Where Is My Glasses
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  2. 12-23-2010, 07:13 AM #2
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  3. 12-23-2010, 07:54 AM #3
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  4. 12-23-2010, 09:35 AM #4
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  7. 12-23-2010, 11:15 PM #7
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  8. 12-28-2010, 02:44 PM #8
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    NLL: nice little lady
    NLL-FWB: nice little lady fell, went boom

    GCA: grandchild alert

    HSM: having (a) senior moment

    LOL: little old lady

    GOMER: Get out (of) my emergency room
    GGTG: GOMER goes to ground (i.e., falls out of bed)

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    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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