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    Tour de Alaska? And MORE bear news!

    1) it's a bad idea.

    2) You'll never hear "Go Lance, GO!!!!!"

    3) I can't make it to work today, A bear bit me while I was on the road.

    4) Do I still need a doctor's note?

    5) Not ride AROUND THE BEAR?

    6) You can finish your shift, grin and BEAR IT?

    That's all I got....


    http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2010/06/1...to-escape.html
    Last edited by RICHARD; 06-22-2010 at 11:15 PM. Reason: more bear news

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    7) I said, "it's your cross to bear." not "cross the bear".

    8) This guy "bearly" made it to work that day?

    9) Does a bear poop in the woods? Who cares! I'm late to work.
    The secret of life is nothing at all
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    4) Do I still need a doctor's note?
    Depends if there is a "bear claws".
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    Quote Originally Posted by slick View Post
    Depends if there is a "bear claws".
    LOL,

    or


    Stop on the way in and pick up some donuts and BEAR claws, I'll bring coffee?

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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_617184.html

    Not quite as exciting as Monkey News?

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    Tour de Alaska? More like a Tour de Farce!
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human View Post
    Tour de Alaska? More like a Tour de Farce!
    I can cycle faster that a bear, I ain't laughing!

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    No bear hug for you.

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