OMG! The Earth has been destroyed!!!!

[Lady's Human]

http://qntm.org/board

[Karen]

Hey, and no one even told us! Just another reason not to believe everything you stumble across on the Internet!

[Lady's Human]

No one told Fenchurch, either. It was all just a big CIA plot!

[momcat]

Does this mean I didn't have to come to work today?

[Lady's Human]

It means you've been going to work for no reason for almost 2 years!

[RICHARD]

It means you've been going to work for no reason for almost 2 years!

Now? I don't feel so bad for letting my AAA coverage lapse.



Wait a second,
we are supposed to keep gathering stuff like earth rocks, right?

If we go back to the moon with these rocks, what was the purpose of going to the moon and bringing those rocks, here?

[RICHARD]

[Lady's Human]

The ongoing destruction of earth explains the earthquake in upstate NY this afternoon!

[RICHARD]

The ongoing destruction of earth explains the earthquake in upstate NY this afternoon!

Dude,

Did you feel it and what did ya think?

[Lady's Human]

Didn't feel it, it was a 5.5 deep in the crust near the Canada/NY/VT border

[RICHARD]

Pray that you never do feel one.

It sucks.

Actually, the world ended, you're safe!

[RICHARD]

http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/...100385921.html