More home remedies?

[RICHARD]

THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real!



AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:



1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.


2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.


3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.


4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.


5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.


6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.


7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.



DAILY THOUGHT:


8. SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

[happylabs]

Ha Ha... Love #1. #2 is funny too. I just don't let any men in MY bathroom.

[pomtzu]

I like #1 - I'll have to remember that one!

And I wish I had thought about #4 when I was still in the workforce.

[wombat2u2004]

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

I tried that one this morning whilst putting a little dishwashing liquid in the kitchen sink......it's amazing the amount of bubbles that were produced.

[moosmom]

#5 was the best!! Only thing is, I ALREADY fear coughing for fear of peeing in my pants. Comes with age I guess.

[boomersooner]

Yes, number 5 made me giggle.....have to watch that coughing, and sneezing!!!