My first NERF 'kill'.......

[RICHARD]

I recently have seen a spike in the wildlife sharpening their claws on the area rug in the front room.

I decided to do the responsible thing and purchase a 'gun' to try and protect the rug.


I keep it loaded and when the offending critter comes and begins to try and shred the carpet I fire a warning shot over his head, and if that does not work?

I shoot him in the arse!

I am a responsible 'hunter' and shot myself before I used it on any animal.

I have no limits, no tags to purchase and no guts to contend with.

I mounted my first trophy on the back of the recliner and now proudly display him to anyone who comes over to visit.

[sparks19]

OMG lol that hat is horrific. REALLY lol.

[Hellow]

Rewled.

[RICHARD]

OMG lol that hat is horrific. REALLY lol.

Why do you think I shot him in the arse?

NO one will embarass me like THAT!

[sparks19]

Why do you think I shot him in the arse?

NO one will embarass me like THAT!

HAHAHAHAHA

remind me never to tick you off. I'd hate to be found wearing that hat lol

[Moesha]

I wore a hat like that once while skiing. Wonder if I have a copy of that on this computer.

[RICHARD]

I wore a hat like that once while skiing. Wonder if I have a copy of that on this computer.

But you were having fun, Ed was not.

But, those ski pants would never let you know you had been shot.

DO NOT MESS WITH ME!