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    Does love ever get old?

    Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra

    An 82-year-old Italian man who took a Viagra pill scared his wife so much she called the police.

    Giovanni di Stefano, from Palermo, was so excited his wife thought he would have a heart attack and dialled 999.

    "The police didn't do anything but their presence had the desired effect. He lost interest in his love life pretty quickly," said a family friend.

    Terrified wife Carla, 69, told police: "He is 82-years-old and so I thought so much love could have lethal consequences."

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    Carla, Carla, Carla!

    Only the notion of love gets old.


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    Halo?
    Polizia? You must come quick! Giovanni is want to love me!

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    Now that would make a great Viagra comercial. lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra

    An 82-year-old Italian man who took a Viagra pill scared his wife so much she called the police.

    Giovanni di Stefano, from Palermo, was so excited his wife thought he would have a heart attack and dialled 999.

    "The police didn't do anything but their presence had the desired effect. He lost interest in his love life pretty quickly," said a family friend.

    Terrified wife Carla, 69, told police: "He is 82-years-old and so I thought so much love could have lethal consequences."

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    Carla, Carla, Carla!

    Only the notion of love gets old.


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    Halo?
    Polizia? You must come quick! Giovanni is want to love me!
    Funny Story.... but the italian equivalent of 911 is 112, never heard of 999.

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    LOL

    What about the woman who gave his wife one of his kidneys and then demanded it back when he found out she was cheating on him. It's going to be part of the divorce decree. Now THAT outcome ought to be interesting.

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