I am so embarassed rite now! My Ma haz wrelly crozzud the line dis time! I wantz to no wher to file a compwant for pup dawg aboose... Dis is cwazy, and I wanna new howse, where I can be wespected...

It all started otay:

Ma wuz takin piktures, of me in muh puppia harness.

Den she gotz a wittle mur pushy. I fink she wuz tryin to strangl muh.

OK. NOW dis is where da stowy takez a drastix turnz fur da worst....
She putz a sissy PINK dwess on muh, den, took piktures!!!

She hadz huld me down, cause I aint a GURL!



Nowz, I iz man enuff to wear pink, but not wif a tutu on it!





SHOCKING!

I iz so ishamed! Disgusted. Kant wook no morez...


So here is muh proposal... Dis is muh wast chance...

-Fwee pup dawg, kina small but big in attitudez. I wuv walkz on da beach, and romantik dinners on da kitchin fwoor. I ownz muh own pup dawg howse, and muh own weash and kollar... If inturested, pwease contact Joey Pupz fur more info...

Da end!