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  1. #1
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    Lake Edward opens new shower facilities.

    Lake Edward opened on the first day of Summer, but the new shower facilities opened tonight with a little pomp and circumstance.

    Because the location of the lake and water puddles change location every day you'll need to know that it's now four feet to the left and another foot foot to the north from where it was this morning.

    Spilling the contents and moving the lake has become a ritual that many visitors have come to love and expect. Walking into a darkened room in the evening or under the early morning spell of sleep has been made more exciting with the possibility of slipping, falling or turning an ankle.

    Tonight, the lake opened for night swimming with the unveiling of the new shower facilities. Lifeguard Ed tested the water temp by moving the shores of the lake.

    With the water temp perfect for wading the Edster climbed onto this visitor's lap and began to whip his water logged tail into back and forth. With cold water drops deposited into Ed's and my eyes, this vacationer was showered and ready to have some fun!

    With the shower ceremony complete, Ed promptly jumps off my lap, goes to the door mat and promptly throws up! The evening wrapped up with a barefoot wade thru the contents of Lake Edward to mop it up, refill it, clean up the pile o' puke up and get the bag out to the trash before any ants thought about invading the area.

    While the shower ceremony was startling at first-the water was cold and bracing-the 'blowing chunks' presentation was probably a reminder about eating and swimming with no break in between.

    As always, Safety First when Playing with the Edster!


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    LOL. That is too funny.

    I must tell you, 2 days ago I had a hard fall when walking through my kitchen, thanks to the new lake.

    Ed must have talked to my Kohl a couple of weeks ago and shared how much fun water skiing can be for us hoomans. ( or atleast them watching us is!)

    My 4 water bowls in the kitchen keep moving, with a lake all over the floor

    Please give Ed a pat for me.


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    Oh Ed! You certainly keep us amused with your antics
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    LIFE IS NEVER DULL WITH THE EDSTER, BUT ADMIT IT RICHARD , LIFE WOULD BE DULL IF THE EDSTER WAS THE PURRFECT CAT AND DID EVERYTHING PURRFECTLY
    YOU WILL HAVE A GREAT STORE OF EDSTER STORIES TO TELL AS YOU APPROACH YOUR GOLDEN YEARS TOGETHER
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    EBONY BEAU TUBSTER AND PEACHES BW SPIKE & SMOKEY


    NOW PRECIOUS AND SAM ARE TOGETHER WITH ETERNAL KITTENS SAMMY ,PRESLEY, SYLVESTER AND SCRATCHY JR , MIGHTY MARINA, COSMIC CARMEN, SAMSON ,UNDER KITTY AND SUNKIST AUTUMN & PUMPKIN.
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    PRINCESS JOSEPH AND MICHAEL ARE CELEBRATING 19 YEARS AS LUCKY FOUND CATS

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    Lol!!!!:d

    From Decker with Love

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    I think Boots, da Kat, bought his Mobile Shower Franchise from Mr. Ed.

    Boots liked to hang out in either the baffroom SINK or the Tub/Shower to keep cool.
    And he never seemed to mind if the lounge had been used recently for its other intended
    purpose - to contain and dispose of WATER. The damper the better.

    I never saw it coming ... he'd amble into the room, hop up and work his way across
    the furniture, and arrive at the Hoomin Lap reposing in the Kliner chair.

    A deft Head-Butt, followed by a quickly exicuted 180^ SPIN on my 'soft spots',
    and ***WHAP*** ~ The Wet-Tail Face SMACK!

    He'd even ***WHAP*** a Dawg if one was sleeping between the Kliner chair and the hearth.
    Then he'd spend an hour laying on the cool tile hearth,
    *lick*, *LICK*, *LICKIN* himself dry.

    Sure do *miss* dat Kat!

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