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Thread: Why sons don't allow their mothers to send wedding invitations ;-)

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    Why sons don't allow their mothers to send wedding invitations ;-)

    You are regretfully invited to the wedding between my perfect son

    THE DOCTOR

    and some

    Cheap Two-bit Tramp

    whose name escapes me at the moment.

    The Biggest Disaster in My Family's History will take place at

    9 PM on Saturday, September 8th

    and no doubt end in divorce

    hopefully in time to still be eligible for an annulment.

    THE OVERWHELMINGLY DISAPPOINTING HEARTBREAK OF A CEREMONY
    WILL BE FOLLOWED BY DINNER, WHERE NUTS WILL BE SERVED
    BECAUSE WHATSHERFACE HAS AN ALLERGY.
    Blessings,
    Mary



    "Time and unforeseen occurrence befall us all." Ecclesiastes 9:11

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    Heh, I got a good giggle.

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    LOL!! That's great!
    I love it!
    ~Angie, Sierra & Buddy
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    What a riot!! Mary, thanks for the great laugh. I really needed it!!

    Sounds like something my ex mother-in-law would write. Hey, she wore black to my wedding so NOTHING would surprize me. The old bag is dead now.

    Rest In Peace Casey (Bubba Dude) Your paw print will remain on my heart forever. 12/02
    Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day". 1994-2009
    MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
    Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"

    DO NOT BUY WHILE SHELTER ANIMALS DIE!!

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    A thread with a joke about mothers-in-law! (Mine is a saint...)

    WIll be interesting to see what happens.

    Cute joke by the way.

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    That is hysterical! Thanks for the laugh.
    don't breed or buy while shelter dogs die....

    I have been frosted!

    Thanks Kfamr for the signature!


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    I wonder how many mothers-in-law who feel this way change their minds after some time?

    I love my mum-in-law!
    I've Been Frosted

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    Karen, a quote I read somewhere: "It's interesting how the boy that wasn't good enough to marry the daughter becomes the father of the smartest grandchild in the world."
    "Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda

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    Thanks, Mary!
    .

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    You could at least print the address so we could RSVP.


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    VERY good!! Thanks for the laugh!

    Special Needs Pets just leave bigger imprints on your heart!

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    Haha! That is wonderful.
    I have honestly never seen a mother-in-law in my family who wasn't fond of her daughter-in-law. I guess we are just an abnormally peaceful family all around.

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    RICHARD,

    I watch Bridezillas all the time and I cannot BELIEVE the arrogance of some of these broads.

    Did you see where the girl tried on her wedding dress and it didn't fit anymore because she couldn't pull herself away from her plate. There was no way in HEdoublehockeysticks that zipper was going up. There was a gap of AT LEASE 2 inches in the zipper. Does she go on a diet??? Noooooo! She demands that her parents buy her another dress. Of course they give in.

    Rest In Peace Casey (Bubba Dude) Your paw print will remain on my heart forever. 12/02
    Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day". 1994-2009
    MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
    Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"

    DO NOT BUY WHILE SHELTER ANIMALS DIE!!

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    Lovely idea.

    I actually know of someone who sent a telegram to her son's wedding signed "Your broken-hearted mother".

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