Why sons don't allow their mothers to send wedding invitations ;-)

**Medusa** · 06-26-2008, 03:22 PM

You are regretfully invited to the wedding between my perfect son

THE DOCTOR

and some

Cheap Two-bit Tramp

whose name escapes me at the moment.

The Biggest Disaster in My Family's History will take place at

9 PM on Saturday, September 8th

and no doubt end in divorce

hopefully in time to still be eligible for an annulment.

THE OVERWHELMINGLY DISAPPOINTING HEARTBREAK OF A CEREMONY
WILL BE FOLLOWED BY DINNER, WHERE NUTS WILL BE SERVED
BECAUSE WHATSHERFACE HAS AN ALLERGY.

**Sevaede** · 06-26-2008, 03:46 PM

Heh, I got a good giggle.

**pitc9** · 06-26-2008, 03:48 PM

LOL!! That's great!
I love it!

**moosmom** · 06-26-2008, 03:56 PM

What a riot!! Mary, thanks for the great laugh. I really needed it!!

Sounds like something my ex mother-in-law would write. Hey, she wore black to my wedding so NOTHING would surprize me. The old bag is dead now.

**Edwina's Secretary** · 06-26-2008, 03:57 PM

A thread with a joke about mothers-in-law! (Mine is a saint...)

WIll be interesting to see what happens.

Cute joke by the way.

**caseysmom** · 06-26-2008, 04:07 PM

That is hysterical! Thanks for the laugh.

**Karen** · 06-26-2008, 04:23 PM

I wonder how many mothers-in-law who feel this way change their minds after some time?

I love my mum-in-law!

**Catty1** · 06-26-2008, 05:14 PM

Karen, a quote I read somewhere: "It's interesting how the boy that wasn't good enough to marry the daughter becomes the father of the smartest grandchild in the world."

**Freedom** · 06-26-2008, 05:21 PM

Thanks, Mary!

**RICHARD** · 06-26-2008, 05:33 PM

You could at least print the address so we could RSVP.

I wouldn't miss this for the world.

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Does anyone watch Bridezillas?

When I got the flu in January I fell asleep while watching some program and woke up to a marathon of that train wreck....IT was a laugh riot.

I love it.

**Laura's Babies** · 06-26-2008, 06:02 PM

VERY good!! Thanks for the laugh!

**Casper** · 06-26-2008, 06:05 PM

Haha! That is wonderful.

I have honestly never seen a mother-in-law in my family who wasn't fond of her daughter-in-law. I guess we are just an abnormally peaceful family all around.

**moosmom** · 06-26-2008, 06:58 PM

RICHARD,

I watch Bridezillas all the time and I cannot BELIEVE the arrogance of some of these broads.

Did you see where the girl tried on her wedding dress and it didn't fit anymore because she couldn't pull herself away from her plate. There was no way in HEdoublehockeysticks that zipper was going up. There was a gap of AT LEASE 2 inches in the zipper. Does she go on a diet??? Noooooo! She demands that her parents buy her another dress. Of course they give in.