You are regretfully invited to the wedding between my perfect son
THE DOCTOR
and some
Cheap Two-bit Tramp
whose name escapes me at the moment.
The Biggest Disaster in My Family's History will take place at
9 PM on Saturday, September 8th
and no doubt end in divorce
hopefully in time to still be eligible for an annulment.
THE OVERWHELMINGLY DISAPPOINTING HEARTBREAK OF A CEREMONY
WILL BE FOLLOWED BY DINNER, WHERE NUTS WILL BE SERVED
BECAUSE WHATSHERFACE HAS AN ALLERGY.
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