Annie MUST sit on my lap every morning while I sit at the computer.
She jumps up on my lap from my right - manages a claw or two on my thigh.
I think she is settled down and start petting her. No, she is facing the wrong way - so she squirms around and around until she is facing the other way.

Think she is done? Nope - she lays down - but if I don't hold her up she will slide upside down back on to the floor. We repeat this routine several times each morning.