My internal modem was burned in a recent thunderstorm, so I have been forced to resort to an external modem until I get the new part for my computer.

The external modem sits on the floor. When I connect into my office computer, it first answers with an automatic voice "welcome to..." before connecting to the modem there. Every time that woman's voice comes over the modem, Ritz goes over to the modem, lifts it up with her paw and looks under it, then tries to attack!

Mom, let that lady out of that box!