Some psycho walked into ER and wanted a surgeon. He said his left foot had been replaced with someone else's and wanted a surgeon to amputate it. He was prescribed some meds and discharged. Next thing you know, he stole another patient's chainsaw (go figure...bringing a chainsaw into ER
), and started sawing off his foot. There was blood spirting everywhere.......
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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