"Rodent Control"? ~or~ MOUSE? What mouse - WHERE?

I fear the local Mouses United Chapter read the Obit for Boots, da Kat
...
since his demise, the Mouse sightings have increased according to the Rodent Control Backup Team.
"Bipp & Bopp" used to act as Backup for The Great Tux Hunter, aka Boots ...
but between the three of 'em the Meese had nothing to worry about!
The Keystone Cops had nothing on The Hunters ... ONE lil Mouse could totally confuse
all three of 'em with one dash through the Ranch ... if they weren't all tripping & falling over each other -
the Mouse would raun all three of 'em into the SAME door! 
More than once The Chase began with Mousey appearing from behind the TV;
LEAPING over da Kat (sleeping on the fireplace hearth); dashing down the hall; and into the baffroom.
Da KAT would come to about the time Mr. Mouse started down the hall - a good 10 foot head start.
KAT dashed the hall flat out ... as da Mouse fled into the baffroom Klozit by slipping under the door ...
**KE-Rash** as da Kat discovered he didn't FIT under the door ...
**THUUMP** ~~~ **BUMMP** --- as the Doggy Backups slammed into the same door ...
All three would lay on the floor, noses pressed to the lil gap under the door -
and "stake out" the holed up Mouse for a hour or so, then give up.
Mr. Mouse would help himself to the Kat Buffet on the baffroom vanity (evidenced by the lil "ring of mouse pooh' often noted on the vanity ringing the Kat's Bowl
)
before venturing back up the hallway. If da Kat wasn't *snoring* loudly enough -
Mouse returned via the upper route - bookcase > mantle > bookcase > TV cabinet.
If Kat was really sawin logs ... Mr. Mouse used the direct path - across the room, over the Kat,
and *Zipppp* behind the TV.
The "Mouse Deal" called for only limited excursions UPstairs - the occasional snack at the Kat Buffet;
a few *sprints* wiffa Kat to keep everyone in good shape; the occasional "nap" behind the warm TV;
but NO "overnights" in the Hooman's living space - Meese lived in the garage!
I need to post The "Deal" again ... the Meese need a reminder.
Wonder if we could find a Part-Tyme Kat?
Couple hours a night otta do it ...
/s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi
R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy
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