A little humor......Enjoy!

[sasvermont]

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat...use a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling, "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

It's Called Therapy

[lizbud]

I'm going to steal this for an email to a friend. Funny!!!

This was a LOL one for me.....



17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

[Pam]

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat...use a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

I only wish I had the nerve to try these two. I would love to see the look on the people's faces - sort of like Candid Camera.

[Bengalz]

Those are great SAS - wish I have the nerve to try some of them

[sweetpatata6]

Haha I've seen this before. Makes me crack up everytime.

[Killearn Kitties]

There is some excellent guidance in there for maintining sanity in the workplace.

[ChrisH]

Thanks sas, the mind pictures they induced brightened my morning.

[phesina]

Thank you! This is wonderful.

I had a list like this years and years ago, saved on the computer I had then. I was just thinking about it a few days ago and regretting that it had somehow not made it with me to this point of time and this computer.

Then you sent this! I'm so grateful!

Pat

[kittycats_delight]

My Favorite

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

Some of these are great. I think I may just do the zoo one in a few weeks when we go to the zoo and animal safari in Verona.

[Barbara]

I also loved the zoo one best- if I only dared......