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These are the voyages of the Star Ship Edward D Katz.
Who's 6 year mission has been to make his dad's life interesting.


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Captain's Log...... Stardate 2007.....hmmmmmmmm, Wait a second.....


Captain!

The cat has come out of the box and he's acting weird...

Uhura, Open up a hailing frequency...

Captain, there's no reponse.

Spock: This activity is highly irregular.

Captain: What is that, Spock?

S: Looks like the planet Furranus, It's a class one planet of the Feline
System....

C: No, not the planet, what are those two dark specks near the tail end?

S: Captain, this is highly irregular....It looks like two CATSTEROIDS that came from the black hole!

Uhura: Captain! I'm picking up chatter- THEY ARE CLINGONS!!!!

C: Clingons? I have never seen CLINGONS in all the time I have been on this ship!

Sulu! Get a clean up party to beam down!

S: Cap'n......The transporter's broke! I ain't going near there!

C: This could be a trap!.....