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    The White House

    Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses
    of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.

    When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see
    that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.

    That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal.

    "Just think," he said, "when I am president, I could have a gold
    urinal too. But I wouldn't do something that self-induligible!"

    Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White
    House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery
    of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President
    had a gold urinal.

    That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed,
    Hillary smiled, and said to Bill, "I found out who urinated in your
    saxophone !!!!

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    bwahahahahaha!
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    LOL that made me smile

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