Men just do not listen !!!!!

[wombat2u2004]

DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to
go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under
the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he had ever seen. But, just
as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman
go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain
himself any longer and yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"


See, men just don't listen !

[Pam]

LOL! LOL! LOL! I didn't see that punchline coming at all!

[jackmilliesmom]

So now do you beleive me that you men never listen, I am speaking are you listening - WOM what the heck!!!!!!!!! WOM WOM WOM are you listening to me - Men..............

[lvpets2002]

Good One Wom.. You hit the nail on the head.. Men dont listen..

[sweetpatata6]

Wom, at least you can identify that you and your other male counter parts just won't listen

[Cinder & Smoke]

"See, men just don't listen !"

What ?? ... Huh ???

[Husky_mom]

LMAO!!!.... good one Wom.......good one!!!...

[Kalei]

Hahaha! That was a great joke of the day for me! Thanks for sharing it.

[wombat2u2004]

Hahaha! That was a great joke of the day for me! Thanks for sharing it.

Sorry....say that again !!!!

[Marigold2]

Sometimes men don't listen because woman have nothing important to say. That is what my husband said when I read him the joke. He is NOT getting dessert tonight.