Does your cat own you?

[lovemymaltese]

See how many yes answers apply to you.

Do you select your friends based on if your cats like them?
Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?
Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on your drapes or licks your butter?
Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?
Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?
Do you kiss your cat on the whiskers?
Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?
Does your cat sleep on your head?
Do you like it?
Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?
Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?
Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?
Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas?
Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?

[Uabassoon]

12 of those were a yes for me

[TheAntiPam]

Only 9 for me - perhaps I need a kitty tune-up!

[Fuzzy317]

I just be a bad cat-daddy, I only said yes to 5 of those.

[krazyaboutkatz]

I only said yes to four of them. I guess my cats only think they own me.

[kohala]

The only reason they weren't all yesses is that some were N/A: she doesn't go outside, I only buy food she likes, I shift around in bed (sorry, Dadcat) until she's comfortable, etc., etc. Who's the boss? Herself, of course!

[yorkster]

Originally posted by lovemymaltese
See how many yes answers apply to you.

Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on your drapes or licks your butter?
Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?
Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?
Do you kiss your cat on the whiskers?
Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?
Does your cat sleep on your head?
Do you like it?
Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?
Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas?
Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?

All of these were a YES for me.........let's see, that's 11!

As for the question about going on a bad date, it does not apply to me since I am married now, but I remember many a time I had wished I was home with my cats! After awhile I could tell right away that is were I wanted to be, so I DID just stay home!

[Vio&Juni]

I had to answer NO to only two - just because Juni is an indoor cat and the second - she doesn't need litter, she only uses newspapers for one WC and nothing for the other.
I could answer YES to "Do you think it's cute when your cat eats your beautiful, 4 years fern?"

[Logan]

I only said yes to 5 of them. I don't think that makes me a bad mom though......just shows the independence of my cats. We have a happy balance here!

[Vio&Juni]

oh, and I would say YES to "Do you have a special cake with candles for your cat's birthday?"

[Former User]

Only 3 yes answers here.

[moosmom]

9 yes answers here. I'm definitely possessed But I love it!!
Oh, and like Vio and Juni, I also have a special cake and candles for each of my 6 cats birthdays.

[purrley]

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, etc. etc. I'm owned and operated by 4 demanding babies.

[yorkster]

Originally posted by Casper & Kitty
Only 3 yes answers here.

But Niina, they did not have a question about "do you buy your cat(s) lots & lots of cool toys, beds, cat trees, food, nic-nacs, etc. ?"

[lovemymaltese]

kitty tune-up, I like that. LOL