Marigold2 - when you mentioned feeling like you wanted to b****slap someone, I thought of this list stored in my computer(my fave is #16). Husky_Mom, take note of some of these for future use, if necessary....
Subject: Statements by stressed women
1. You - Off my planet
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
5. And your crybaby whiny-***ed opinion would be...?
6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
7. Allow me to introduce my selves.
8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
10. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't
asleep.
13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
16. You say I'm a b**** like it's a bad thing.
17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
18. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
19. Chaos, panic + disorder - my work here is done.
20. Earth is full. Go home.
21. Is it time for your medication or mine?
22. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
23. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
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Originally Posted by Catty1
My blood sugar was high so I might have diabetes but DR said losing weight can change that. They are retaking the blood. Dr. said I was sane just stressed, (no kidding) but he said to walk it off. Cool. And to take fish oil pills. Can do. I am off to walk..........................
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