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    Missing wife

    Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home
    > > Depot when they collide.
    > >
    > > The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that.
    > > I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where
    > > I was going. "
    > >
    > > The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence.
    > > I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little
    > > desperate."
    > >
    > > The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other.
    > > What does your wife look like?"
    > >
    > > The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair,
    > > blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a
    > > halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
    > >
    > > The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."




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    Missing wife

    Yup that sounds just like an old koudger {ole fart}.. Good one & thanks

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    That is a funny one....


    But, you know that is so true when it comes to real life missing women!

    A good looking woman who is missing, kidnapped, killed usually gets more 'play'
    in the media!

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