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    Things to Ponder

    Why? . . .

    Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

    Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

    Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

    Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

    Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

    Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

    Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

    Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?

    If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

    If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

    If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

    Why is bra singular and panties plural?

    Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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    Why are they called apartments when they're stuck together?

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    Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

    Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

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    Why is a person that handles your money called a Broker?

    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?


    Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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    Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
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    Things to Ponder

    Why is a Female Dog called a Bitch & a Male dog is just a canine.. Now a Male Cat is called a Tom & a female cat is just a feline..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pam
    Why? . . .

    If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
    Love may be blind... but Lust has 20/20 vision lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Pam
    Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
    Because we don't want to have to get up to change the batteries unless absolutely nessecary... so we will try anything




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    awww........ what a great thing....... ponder....... hmm......

    have you ever wondered why are there so many things to wonder?

    one simple one...... why is a dog called "dog"? I know the naming of species and all but WHY "dog" what does it mean really? ahy even those letters? why do they sound like they do?........
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