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    Funny Blonde joke...

    A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He
    finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting
    there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
    joke?"


    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep,
    husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke,
    sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you
    should know five things:


    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.


    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.


    3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.


    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.


    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional
    wrestler.


    Now, think about it seriously, Mister. "Do you still wanna
    tell that joke?"


    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
    mutters, "No. not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."


    Thank you so much Michelle!

    Please be responsible, spay and neuter your pets!


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    Hahahahahahaha.

    KT.....for that you get the ***Special Wombat Joke of the Week Award***
    Very excellent.
    Wombat
    PS. Forget being frosted or unfrosted....consider being Wombated !!!!

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