A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed
home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at
home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to
switch with mine for a day. Amen." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted
the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose,cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their
school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to
school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners
and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then
drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the
check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it
was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum,
dust, and sweep and Mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up
the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk
and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up
the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he
began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork
chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the
kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them
to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he
managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and
immediately knelt by the bed, watching his wife scratch her testicles and said:
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! oh! please, let us trade back." The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months,though. You got pregnant last night."
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