cats versus girlfriends?

[RICHARD]

I was in a deep conversation with my mom about cats versus dogs....

In my twisted mind it came down to "Cats versus Girlfriends"




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Cats track litter onto the bedsheets.
Women prefer cookies/crackers.

Cats crowd you onto the edge/wall while you sleep.
Women do to....

A cat's feet are often cold.
Put some socks on woman!

Cats love seafood.
Women order lobster.

You can tell a cats mood by their tails.
A woman shows you her rear when she's mad.

Cats will scratch.
No comment.

Cats fuss about their nails.
Why do I feel like I am going to catch heck for this thread?


When a cat cries....I run to see what is the matter!
Is that where they got the saying "P-whipped"?

Cats are always preening and grooming.
Honey, we have TO LEAVE NOW!!!!

Let me think some more....

[Blue_Frog]

BWAHAHAHAA nice!!

So, if GF's are like cats, then BF's are like dogs ...


Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.

They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.

They growl when they are not happy.

When you want to play, they want to play.

When you want to be alone, they want to play.

They leave their toys everywhere.

They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.

Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats

[JenBKR]

HAHAHAHAHA oh my goodness I am cracking up over both of those...thanks for the laugh you two

[DrKym]

Excellent analytical insights! Loved it.Thanks!

[Laura's Babies]

Did I ever mention that I didn't fully judge the men I dated until they met my cat? If they didn't like cats..... they were GONE! If my cat didn't like them..... they were gone. I never compared them to men but I think the dog one is right on the money!

[lvpets2002]

Richard have you been spying on me?? I am still chukkling here.. Thats a good one Richard & yet so very true..

[RICHARD]

Cats nod off when you try have a deep conversation with them.
Women are decent, they don't close their eyes.

Cats are hard to figure out when they want something.
Women are hard to......
Forget that one!

Cats just want a home, food, a warm place to sleep,....
Is this how you spell Mercedes Benz?

Cats are finicky.
ah.....er.......doh!

[lvpets2002]

Yup I knew it Richard you have been peeking around the corner at my house.. Boy Howdy you do have the rules down good..

Cats nod off when you try have a deep conversation with them.
Women are decent, they don't close their eyes.

Cats are hard to figure out when they want something.
Women are hard to......
Forget that one!

Cats just want a home, food, a warm place to sleep,....
Is this how you spell Mercedes Benz?

Cats are finicky.
ah.....er.......doh!

[Catty1]

Well, er....when my guy was on an *overnight* stay, I woke up at one point, and there was Cole standing on all fours near my guy's head, and PURRING like I have never heard him purr!

Guess I'd better keep him, huh?

[catmandu]

A LADY WHO HAS HER PRIORITIES

MUCH TO THE DELIGHT OF HER CAT.

[CultureJunky]

haha this thread is hilarious, and great calender Gary! So So true

[lvpets2002]

Darn Gary you have got me & my house-hold pegged..

A LADY WHO HAS HER PRIORITIES

MUCH TO THE DELIGHT OF HER CAT.

[Lobodeb]

Now that was some great reading! I loved it.

As usual Richard, you never fail to entertain me.

[RICHARD]

Cats will jump into your lap to have their bellies rubbed
GFs do too!

Getting out of bed at night, you have to climb over the cat.
ditto for the GF?

A cat will sit in front of you and babble incoherently.
Women use real words......incoherently!

Cats will check every bag you bring home from the market for treats,
Women look for chocolate.

On a cold night a cat will sleep on top of you.
GFs just steal the blankies!


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All the examples in this thread are for the non commericial use of the audience,
any resemblence to a relationship, living oif dead is purely coincidental.

[RICHARD]

cats fall asleep on the remote.
..............no comment......

An grooming appointment for a cat has no set time.
A hair appoinment for a woman has no set time.


Cats can't drive.
Women love to be driven around.

Cats love to look out windows.
Women love to look into windows when they shop.