What's your cat's true identity?

[zippy-kat]

What's your cat's true identity?


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Tinker spent her past life as Audrey Hepburn! lol



Former Incarnation: Audrey Hepburn
Aliases: Princess, Jewels, Cutsie, Poopsie, Precious, Little Boots, Minnie, Boo-Boo

Description: Subject has uncanny sense for luxury, and has been known to act in a snobbish or pretentious manner. Is demanding. Is often seen with other cats of the same status group, perhaps wearing expensive collars. Is convinced that it deserves a high standard of living. Not dangerous, although can get carried away during playtime. Naps lightly. Bats daintily. Subject can be easily persuaded with gourmet food and expensive toys. Often is good for a cuddle or a hug,this cat makes a fine companion. Tends to meow in a refined kitty accent that may sound comical to other, less polished cats. In spare time, often reads cat fashion magazines, such as This Kitty, Cat Health, and Cat and Country".

[zippy-kat]

Clarice's past life was spent as....



Former Incarnation: Jabba the Hut

Aliases: Fatso, Lardass, Bluto, The Fridge, Tubby, Blob, Garfield, Chubmeister, Lazybones, Weasy

Description: Subject is totally lazy. Will eat anything insight, as long as doing so does not require a great deal of movement. Subject has predilection for soft and comfortable lounging places, preferably in the sunshine. During obligatory movement, may exhibit lateral wobbling motion or tendency to waddle. To avoid injury, do notstand in its way while subject is running. Eyes tend to be a bit dull and unfocused, unless the subject of conversation is food or rest. In such cases, a peculiar focus dominates the gaze. Is not a great conversationalist, although has been known to talk for hours with friends about culinary discoveries found in the trash. Most people confuse this cat's frequent burps for meows. Prefers television to reading. Dreams of training a mouse to become its butler.

[zippy-kat]

Former Incarnation: Al Capone

Aliases: Biggie, Mugsy, Vinny, Chunko, Bunto, Killer,Claws, The Predator, Meanie, Feathers

Description: Subject is known murderer, and has taste for the blood of birds and small rodents. Although known for rough behavior, subject always remains well groomed and wearing immaculately tailored coat. Fur may be illegally imported from Italy. Probably has scars. Runs catnip ring, and extorts cat food from others. May meow with slight Brooklyn accent. Prefers to stay in its own neighborhood, but strays into other areas at night. Fearless defender of the homestead from all invading squirrels or mice. Does not give a hoot about other cats, and will attack just for kicks. Good for a quick cuddle, but do not push this cat too far. Protective eyewear suggested. Ankle injury likely upon meeting subject. Has earned a degree in creative shredding of valuables. Loves gangster movies.

[LoudLou]

Mocha Bean's Former Incarnation: Marilyn Monroe





Aliases: Sweetness, Moofie, Sultress, Temptress, Sly, Purry, Lola, Gilda, Eva, Zsa Zsa, Cupcake

Description: Subject is known for powers of seduction, andshould be treated with caution and respect. Often shows signs of absentmindedness, and has been known to forget own name. In such cases, subject will answer only to the following salutation "Hey, airhead!" Uses cuddliness as a weapon to earn greater affection, more food or toys.Naps periodically, and dreams of becoming a Hollywood cat star. Outside presence of its owner, subject has been known to talkabout "My Sugar Daddy." Fraternizes with cats from the other side ofthe track. May pursue promiscuous relations unless kept isolated. Meows in a low, husky tone. Reads cat entertainment magazines, such as CatWorld, Showtime Cats, and Stars and Cats.

That is so MOCHA!

[LoudLou]

WoW Bonzo was Winnie-The-Pooh!


Description: Subject can be identified by its vulnerable and cuddly nature. Subject can generally be found on a lap or in any location that promises snuggling and adoration. When it cannot find a human heating pad to sleep on, it can be spotted sprawled out in awarm, sunny spot. Subject can be needy and demanding. Subject is a member of the new twelve step program, Codependent Cats (CC). It is loyal and will most likely add a light layer of fur to all of your clothes. Has a knack for knitting, kneading, and baking blueberry pies. Meows frequently and happily, and may be caught singing silly songs to itself. Prefers light reading and children's books. Dreams of moving to an amusement park.


This is totally Bonzo!


This was fun Tonya! Thanks!

[aly]

Shiloh is Audrey Hepburn too!

[AmberLee]

Perspicacity "Cassy" was Audry Hepburn, too. (And I think of him as a Bruce Willis type!)

You will be relieved to know that Lady Olivia d'Flufferuni is a reincarnation of MM, too. This one is less surprising. And I think Oliver won't argue too much with this assessment.

[Sara luvs her Tinky]

Tinky lived her former life as MICKEY MOUSE



Aliases: Hyper Harry, Sparky, Jumpster, Fiesta, Sporto, Air Jordan, Squeaker

Description: Subject has not been spotted being motionless for more than a millisecond. Clear identification of the subject's appearance is difficult due to its quick moves and escape tactics. Subject is former star player of the Feline Soccer League. May have mild case of Attention Deficit Disorder, and prefers its music and videos played in fast-forward. Is avid jogger. Subject has a talent for taking everyday household items and transforming them into athletic equipment. Reads feline sports magazines such as Cat Sports."

[Sara luvs her Tinky]

Jupiter was MICKEY MOUSE TOO!!!!

[George da Orange]

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[shais_mom]

Kylie is Audrey Hepburn also!!!!

Alot of the female cats are the same!!lol

[Former User]

Kitty turned out to be Winni The Pooh

Casper tunred out to be Jabba the Hut

[Ann]

Ollie turned out to be Jabba the Hut. LOOC... My boyfriend will crack up when he hears that! Can't deny it fits him in a way though... Funny too cause I saw the first Star Wars movie yesterday.

[sirocco]

LOL!! Sirocco is Chistopher Columbus!!!



Aliases: Windy, Homer, Vasco, Bosco, Griffy, The Wanderer, Sailor, Soldier, Trek
Description: Subject has been clinically diagnosed with wanderlust. Do not let this cat out of sight, or it is guaranteed to disappear for extended periods. Subject on occassion has been sighted up to five miles from home. Can be lured back with food or shiny coins, but loyalty is short-lived. If kept in cramped space for too long, this cat will go crazy. Naps infrequently and dreams of former life as deckhand on Tahitian schooner. Subject can read maps, but hides this skill from owners for fear of punishment. Prefers traveling alone, unless joined by fellow explorers. Is not very social, unless recounting adventures to eager listeners or planning its next escape from domestic imprisonment. Is good for a snuggle, but only when exhausted at the end of the day. May search for buried treasure in garbage sites. Meows in foreign languages. Probably owns ragged-ear copy of Robinson Catsoe.

It's funny (thank you, Tonya!) - I'm going now to check Neelix!!

Nita

[sirocco]

Mmm, Neelix turns out to be - Winnie the Pooh!!

The description is sooooo accurate:

Aliases: Snooky, Poohsticks, Woozel, Droopy, Munchie, Snugglebuns, Shoo-shoo, Furball

Description: Subject can be identified by its vulnerable and cuddly nature. Subject can generally be found on a lap or in any location that promises snuggling and adoration. When it cannot find a human heating pad to sleep on, it can be spotted sprawled out in awarm, sunny spot. Subject can be needy and demanding. Subject is a member of the new twelve step program, Codependent Cats (CC). It is loyal and will most likely add a light layer of fur to all of your clothes. Has a knack for knitting, kneading, and baking blueberry pies. Meows frequently and happily, and may be caught singing silly songs to itself. Prefers light reading and children's books. Dreams of moving to an amusement park.

Nita