Lake Edward has officially opened for the season!
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Rules.
No swimming.
No fishing.
No boating.
No water sports of any kind.
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My work insisted on giving me a "scrub card".
Working in a hospital has it's advantages- they give you a credit card to get
some hospital scrubs- you go to vending machine (Like the ones that have the Toxic Egg Salad Sandwiches and the Milk WAAAAAAAAYYYYY past the expiration date-is that why they call it the Expiration Date? eat it and expire?)
I didn't want the card but found out that I could get a clean pair of pajamas a few times a week!!!
I go to bed, stylishly attired and ready for any operation- I have thought about starting a GYN practice but have to find a match book cover to get the address for that school.....
Last night I went to bed and the doggies began barking up a storm.
After a few whistles and shouts they still barked......So I got up and stepped into the main body of Lake Edward.
Of course I step into the dish so it flips up and hits me in the achille's tendon and I get a splash of cold water on my nifty scrubs....
I make it out side and the dogs call a retreat......
I then have to "hokey pokey" all the detritus my foot has collected while outdoors, Make sure the Edster doens't make the mad dash out the door when I open it (He did greet me there, "Dad, some IDIOT SPILLED MY WATER WHILE YOU WERE OUTSIDE-I DON'T HAVE THE NERVE TO TELL HIM WHO THE IDIOT IS.) make sure I wring out the water from the pant leg, Turn on all the lights to see how much the lake has over flowed, get the mop, mop, refill the bowl.
Too tired to get something else to put on I hung my wet leg over the side of the bed until I fell asleep......I awoke this morning with the Edster, sound asleep next to me, oblivious that the Official Lake Season Has Opened...
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P.s. bring your own towels.
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Originally Posted by RICHARD
12/02
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