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    Crocodile Granny?

    Crocodile Gran

    An 80-year-old woman re-created a scene from the film Crocodile Dundee to tackle a knife-wielding burglar.

    Winifred Whelan, from Liverpool, was threatened in her home by a man brandishing a 10-inch knife.

    The pensioner grabbed a larger carving knife from her kitchen before shouting: "That's not a knife, this is a knife!"

    Mrs Whelan was quoting the famous line from Crocodile Dundee when the film's star Paul Hogan brandishes a hunting knife at a mugger.

    She told a newspaper: "I said to the robber: "You call that a knife?" His was around 10 inches long and I had a carving knife measuring about 14 inches.

    "I pointed it at his belly and said: "This is a knife!""

    Two men were jailed at Liverpool Crown Court in connection with the incident, which happened last September.

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    Way to go granny!!!
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    Nasty Gwanny............fancy scaring that poor ickle wobber!!! You go girl!!!!!!!!!!
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    I knew it all old people are realy secret agents.

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    "WARNING! GRANNY ON DUTY!"

    That will teach them to pick on the elderly!

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    Kind of reminds me of a Monty Python routine: "Hell's Grannies"!
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    Well, I'll bet he scratched Ol Winifred's hide-a-way out of his little black book!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by smokey the elder
    Kind of reminds me of a Monty Python routine: "Hell's Grannies"!
    I just had to go and find them after you brought them up! I would never have remembered that. What an example they set to grannies everywhere!

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