I'm opening the bar early this week, as I'll be on the road back to NY for Thursday. I've been dealing with classes on outdated networking equipment that the postal service insists on keeping in the system. We spend most of our troubleshooting lab time troubleshooting problems in the equipment that have nothing to do with the bugs the instructors are putting in the equipment.(That's what ya get when you integrate 15 y/o computer systems with modern networking standards)
On that note....I'm opening the bar with a network joke.....
An IT support desk worker joins the army. During the pistol training, the drill sergeant notices that the soldier isn't hitting anything on the range. ......as in he couldn't hit the broadside of the barn............from the inside.
The drill sergeant walks over to the recruit, and asks him what the problem is.
The former support desk worker looks at the pistol, checks the magazine, and chambers a round. He looks at his left hand, looks at his right hand, then sticks his finger in the muzzle and pulls the trigger, blowing his finger off. While the medic is prepping him, he looks up at the furious drill Sgt. and says "I don't know what's wrong with the targets, but everything's okay on this end."
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3/4 oz Cointreau
Splash Lime Juice
Splash Grenadine
Fill O.J. / Bar Mix
Shake
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Originally Posted by catland
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