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[IRescue452]

Dog Food…

A stupid question deserves an appropriate answer....

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.



I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.

[MajesticCollies]

I saw that one on the internet the other day. Hilarious. Lets all go on the Purina Diet. lol
Heres one I saw that I have redone a little with my own finess.

Inner Strength

If you can start the day without caffeine,



If you can get going without pep pills,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment

If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him,

If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

...Then You Are Probably

The Family Dog!

[cyber-sibes]

OMG! ROTFLMAO!!!!!
I read that thinking this really happened....till that last couple lines!

[Dorothy39]

Another Pet Talk Moment!!!

[IRescue452]

The family dog one is very true. I like that waggle-butt collie art animation.