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    Thank you slave..by Beau


    Thank you, slave lady, I will take my second serving of Fancy Feast on the futon!

    She's a pretty good slave really. I have her trained to not even bother offering me those lousy poultry flavors. I am a tuna, whitefish and salmon kind of kitty. Today she bought about fifty cans of seafood flavors just for me! I just walk into the kitchen, yowl a couple times, and presto! Food appears! I'm feeling much better and I think I will be staying with the slave for a long time yet!

    Purrs
    Beau
    If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you must find the courage to live it.
    --John Irving

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    Beau ~ You have definitely trained your slave well. Sigh..... If only I had been as lucky.

    Out of the kindness of my heart, I adopted Bob and Lisa. You would think they would show their gratitude by feeding me properly. But, no. Day after day they deny me lunch meat, crackers, cheese, bacon, sausage, etc. They say I'm supposed to eat cat food. That it's good for me. I am so deprived.

    If I had to do it over again, I would have walked from Denali Park to the Yukon and chosen you to adopt me. Perhaps you can train my slaves?

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    Cammie
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    We all have our Dad trained too.
    He knows just when to bring our Whiskas Temptations and Food.
    Hes a Good Feeder.
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    EBONY BEAU TUBSTER AND PEACHES BW SPIKE & SMOKEY


    NOW PRECIOUS AND SAM ARE TOGETHER WITH ETERNAL KITTENS SAMMY ,PRESLEY, SYLVESTER AND SCRATCHY JR , MIGHTY MARINA, COSMIC CARMEN, SAMSON ,UNDER KITTY AND SUNKIST AUTUMN & PUMPKIN.
    MIA AND ORANGE BLOSSOM ANGELS HAVE ADOPTED TUXIE , TROOPER , SONGBIRD AND LITTLE BITTY KITTIES MIA-MI BLOSSOMER, TUXEDO AND DASH AS THIER ETERNAL KITTENS.
    PRINCESS JOSEPH AND MICHAEL ARE CELEBRATING 19 YEARS AS LUCKY FOUND CATS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glacier

    Thank you, slave lady,
    I will take my second serving of Fancy Feast on the futon!




    WHY do they go from one EXTREME to the other?

    What happened to the ole "middle of the road"?

    Oh well - Gobble Up, Beau!

    /s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi

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    WHY do they go from one EXTREME to the other?
    Gotta make up for lost time, you know.

    Beau, I am glad you are getting the proper respect and treatment, you deserve the best!
    .

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    I bow to your age and wisdom Sir Beau. To have trained the slave in such a short period of time is truly amazing. She's obviously a very soft, kind hearted woman. So glad you are feeling better.
    Gayle - self proclaimed Queen of Poop
    Mommy to: Cali (14 year old kitten)
    (RB furbabies: Rascal RB 10/11/03 (ferret), Sami RB 24/02/04 (dog), Trouble RB 10/08/05 (ferret), Miko RB 20/01/06 (ferret) and Sebastian RB 12/12/06(ferret), Sasha RB 17/10/09 (border collie cross), Diego RB 04/12/21

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    Haha, Beau's got you trained well!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cinder & Smoke




    WHY do they go from one EXTREME to the other?

    Because they are cats and can do whatever they please, whenever they please(or so they seem to think!)
    If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you must find the courage to live it.
    --John Irving

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    Beau, you are looking so much better Training hoomans is tough work, however, it appears you have it all under control

    So good to see your gorgeous self in the lap of luxury

    Snuggles and kitties kisses to you, dear one,

    Betty
    Yours in Whiskers

    I'm not young enough to know everything.

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    Hi Beau! you look MAUHVALOS!!!!We too have our humans trained! We are now passing some of the more fun commands onto the new kitties that have arrived, it is quite amusing to see the apes try to figure out how the newbies know just what to do to get their treats...........:sigh:: they are truly low on the IQ scale but as long as the food and belly rubs keep coming we will suffer their presence.
    Lilly
    Iris
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    Oh Beau, how adorable you look all snuggled up in the blanket and I am happy to hear that you are feeling much better.

    Cats are so smart on how well they have their meowmies trained.

    R.I.P. my Precious Katie, Katie Pretty Lady.
    Oct. 1991 - Oct. 9, 2005
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    R.I.P. my handsome Mooky.
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