Cat Joke...

[Jods]

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her
at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything
you want is yours for the asking."

The cat thought for a minute and then said,
"All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would
like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on."

God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat
had a huge fluffy pillow.

A few days later, six mice were killed in an
accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the
gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.

The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all
of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could
just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again."

God answered, "It is done." All the mice had
beautiful little roller skates.

About a week later, God decided to check on
the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently
awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay? How have you been doing?
Are you happy?"

The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I
have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those
little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!"

[catmandu]

Thats a good One.
The Found Cats would want Temptations on Wheels.

[smokey the elder]

I LOVE that Meals on Wheels joke!

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

[lbaker]

That's hysterical... had me giggling out loud

[Laura's Babies]

THANKS for my laugh of the day!!!

[Miss Z]

Aw, poor little mice!