Hello, I'z new heer. I wud like to invite your cats to vote in DaFURR's contest..msg

[George da Orange]

Hello!
I'z George da Orange, co-founder of DaFURR-Defenderz uv Feline Rightz an Realities. We help cats who are aboosed by dere meowmies, sufferin such indignities as baby clothes, treat deprivation, and close-up booty shots bein distibuted to other meowmies.

To help git our message to other cats who might need our help, we have a munthly contest-da Martyr uv da Munth. Each munth, we accept applicashuns and picture evidence frum worthy catidates. On da 25, the votin begins-cats view the contest page, den e-mail us dere votes. There iz a limit uv 1 vote per cat, wit a maximum uv five per household. Da winner an runner-up gets a huge package uv cat toys, treats, and nip.

Our contest iz free to enter, an free to vote in-we don't need annyting but yur time an considerashun. I wud like to invites you to vote-just go to DaFURR's webpayge and click on da link. While yur there, pleeze feel free to look at our past martyrs and da list of shame, where our meowmies' dastardlee deeds are recorded.
http://www.geocities.com/dafurr2002/

Or, if you wud purrfur to go directly to da contest here is da URL- http://www.geocities.com/dafurr2002/kontest.html
Thank you fur yur time.

[AmberLee]

We went and Cassy and Livvy are conferring on which tragic victim of Mommy-abuse needs their vote! Such a decision!!!

[George da Orange]

As you can see, meowmie aboose is a terrubble thing. A handsome boycat such as myownself shud never be forced to wear a foofy bonnet. DaFURR hopes to improove da lives uv cats effurrywhere, so they will neffur have to endure such an indignitee.

Yur cats are verry luckee to have a nice humoon who worshupps dem. Dat iz da way it shud be.

George da Orange

[Darlin da Big]

keynote address last nite.Da link is heer nad da link to DaFURR is inda pozt.
Sins dis kampaynin is sutch hard wurk and tyme consumin (cutz intew my nappy tymes), aftur this kickoff keynote address on mine whisslestop tour uf da bords, mine further kampaynin will bee by daylee press releese.

Fanku for yur votez and yur confidince inda cause of DaFURR!!


Link to Darlin's Keynotekampayne address Apr. 25,2002:
http://acmepet.petsmart.com/club/bbo...0516/5123.html

[Darlin da Big]

Frinds,Felinz,aboosed and hoomiliated kuntrykatz everywhere...

If yew haf not yet cazt yer vowte fur DaFURR Martur uf da Munf, I appeal to you now to cazt that impurrtunt vote fur me az da mozt deserfing to serf az a symbull reprezenting aboosed and hoomliated felinz eferywhare. Az yew reed my storee in da link below, note dat in addition tew da insidint of being shaved nekkid onda bak; I have previuslee been hoomiliatud by being given da sissy gurl nayme uf Darlin' inda furst playce, and az a smawl kittee, a mere babee, dat Meowmie of myne shut me inda refrigidator OVERNYTE az she hurself slept peecfulee inda warm bed.

And, az ifda nekkid bak pictyours wur not enuf to emortilize me as a martur; heer iz a pictyour she pozted awl ofer da internet sumtime bak wif da tytle uf "Darlin' da hut. To kats everywhare: nefer slump whin yer Meowmie has da flashee maker thingee in hur hand, dis culd bee yu!!




da marterdum uf Darlin; da hole storee
http://www.geocities.com/dafurr2002/darlin.html

[Darlin da Big]

Alas a nobul beezt such az I is now redooced to an object of pity and skorn doo too the efil actz of mineown Meowmie, she dat Iz truzted and luffed awl mine three yeerz.

If my suferink thiz indignitee can serf as a symbolik act on behaaf of felinz eferwhare, thin I, Darlin' da Big, am willink, as Martur uf da Munf, if eelekted tew thiz exawltud pozt, tew allow terribul pictyours lyke da wun below tew bee shown freelee by DaFURR, onda inurnet and elzwhare in defence uf felyne rites and reealiteez not ownlee amung ower smawl cummunity, but wurldwyde iff da need arysez.

Az thiz shud evidince, I am troolee devotid tew da caws uf DaFurr an will bee happee, efen at the cozt uf mineown purrsinil dignitee, to serf the orgunizashun tew the fery bezt uf my abiluty as May Martur uf da Munf.

Thanx agin tew awl my miny suporturs; dew not fayl tew cast yer vowte fur da kandidyte willink to sacrifyce awl fur DaFURR: Darlin' da Big






Da marturdom uf Darlin', da hole storee
http://www.geocities.com/dafurr2002/darlin.html

[Darlin da Big]

You can vote by emailing aFURR @ hotmail.com.

Include "vote" in the subject line.

Each cat in the household gets one vote up to a maximum of five votes per household.

sorry , but am I the only one who doesn't understand a bit what this is all about ??
Can someone maybe post a more understandable (English ..) version ??
Thanks !!

[Former User]

Lut, I agree, haven't got a glue what's going on, nor what those text above say. I know it's probably meant to come out from a cat, but can't understand it at all...

[Randi]

I must admit, it takes me a little longer to read this post - and there's more to come if you open the link! Right now, I don't have the time to read it all and vote, but I may do it later.

Here's one which some of you have already seen, it gets worse and worse, I think it's hilarious!

An interesting article highlighting British power over Germany.

The European Union have recently announced that finally an agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and as such has accepted a five year phased plan to implement what will become known as EuroEnglish .

In the first year, 's' will be used instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly sivil servants will resieve this news with joy . Also the hard 'c' will be replased with 'k`. Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter .

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replased by 'f'. This will make words like 'fotograf' 20 per sent shorter .

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible, which have always been a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful and they wil go .

By the fourth year , peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' by 'z' and 'w' by 'v'

During ze fifz year , ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou', and similar changes vud of kore be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters .

After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru !

[AmberLee]

It's not the easiest to read, but it is quite cute. So I'm translating it for ease of all readers. (Sorry to tinker with your words, George. You speak English MUCH better than I speak Cat.) -- Trans. Amber Lee
Hello!

I'm George the Orange, co-founder of The FUR-Defenders of Feline Rights and Realities. We help cats who are abused by their mommies, suffering such indignities as baby clothes, treat deprivation, and close-up booty shots being distributed to other mommies.

To help get our message to other cats who might need our help, we have a monthly contest -- the Martyr of the Month. Each month, we accept applications and picture evidence from worthy candidates. On the 25th, the voting begins -- cats view the contest page, then e-mail us their votes. There is a limit of 1 vote per cat, with a maximum of five per household. The winner and runner-up gets a huge package of cat toys, treats, and nip.

Our contest is free to enter, and free to vote in -- we don't need anything but your time and consideration. I would like to invite you to vote -- just go to The FUR's webpage and click on the link. While your there, please feel free to look at our past martyrs and the list of shame, where our mommies' dastardly deeds are recorded.
http://www.geocities.com/dafurr2002/

Or, if you would prefer to go directly to the contest here is the URL -
http://www.geocities.com/dafurr2002/kontest.html
Thank you for your time.

[AmberLee]

George the Orange writes remarkably good English for a cat, but even so it is quite challenging to read. I am taking the liberty of translating his message so that his message can better be spread in the world. -- trans. Amber Lee


As you can see, mommy abuse is a terrible thing. A handsome boycat such as myself should never be forced to wear a foofy bonnet. The FUR hopes to improve the lives of cats everywhere, so they will never have to endure such an indignity.

Your cats are very lucky to have nice humans who worship them. That is the way it should be.

George the Orange

[AmberLee]

Translation of the original post by Darling the Big -- by Amber Lee in an effort to expand international awareness of the abuse heaped on helpless house cats.

(I'm) Kicking off my campaign for the martyr of the month, for those of you that missed my keynote address last night. The link is here and the link to The FUR is in the (previous) post.

Since this campaigning is such hard work and time consuming (cuts into my nappy times), after this kickoff keynote address on my whistlestop tour of the boards, my further campaigning will be by daily press release.

Thank you for your votes and your confidence in the cause of The FUR!!


Link to Darling's Keynote campaign address Apr. 25,2002:
http://acmepet.petsmart.com/club/bbo...0516/5123.html

[AmberLee]

Translation of 2nd post by Darling the Big (Campaign press release) from Cat to English provided as a public service by Amber Lee.

Friends, Felines, abused and humiliated country cats everywhere...

If you have not yet cast your vote for The FUR Martyr of the Month, I appeal to you now to cast that important vote for me as the most deserving to serve as a symbol representing abused and humliated felines everywhere. As you read my story in the link below, note that in addition to the incident of being shaved naked on the back; I have previously been humiliated by being given the sissy girl name of Darlin' in the first place, and as a small kitty, a mere baby, that Mommy of mine shut me in the refrigerator OVERNIGHT as she herself slept peacefuly in the warm bed. [Translators note: This may have been an accidental trapping in the refrigerator.]

And, as if the naked back pictures were not enough to immortalize me as a martyr; here is a picture she posted all over the internet sometime back with the title of "Darlin' the Hut". To cats everywhere: never slump when your Mommy has the flashy maker thing in her hand, this could be you!!




The martyrdom of Darling; the whole story
http://www.geocities.com/dafurr2002/darlin.html

[Ann]

LOOC, I haven't laughed this much in aaaaaaaages!!

The list of shame was hilarious, I seriously laughed so hard (my eyes were tearing)! Sure the language was a little hard to read, but can you really expect these poor pussy cats to speak perfect English?! Hmpf!

I'm gonna link to this site as soon as I get the time to create my links page