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Thread: The Dame Lafave?

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    The Dame Lafave?

    Hokay,

    Here's my view.

    Since most parents delagate most of the parenting to teachers anyway-why not
    have a hot blonde
    teach sex education to your son?

    Would you rather have your son sleep with another 14 year old or a
    woman who would 'protect' herself (forget Mary Kay Letourneau for a moment)

    Most of the woman on TV are really upset about her getting away with this.
    I think they are mad because of all the male teachers they fantasized about-
    and never scored with-and they go on with their hate for her.

    I have heard a bunch of men say, "There were never teachers like THAT when I
    was in school!"
    Chucky?
    There were, you were just too busy with baseball cards, your friends and
    looking at the well thumbed
    Playboy that someone found in the trash.

    The girls hated the pretty teachers!

    Three things that kept me going to my math class..

    Woman burning bras.
    Ms. Pellerin.
    And the realization that Ms Pellerin was burning her underwear!

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    Question to Father:
    Dad, My teacher touched me!

    Father to daughter:
    If he touches you again without your permission, you tell an adult!
    Or
    I'll KILL THE SOB!

    Father to son:
    GO FOR IT!

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    Question to Mother,
    My college professor made a pass at me!

    Mom to daughter:
    Is he single/good looking/does he have money?

    Mom to son:
    That cheap tramp, I'll have her job and sue the school!

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    I have to agree that the Florida teacher was sick in the head.

    Imagine making money taking cheesecake pictures-
    Wake up when you want,
    Go to different places for photoshoots,
    Party, party, party!


    Imagine making money teaching kids.
    Waking up at the crack of dawn.
    Grading homework, unruly kids and
    readin' and 'riting and 'rithmetic...



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    The bitterest of women are complaining about how this woman will end up on
    the pages
    of Playboy.....

    I predict it will be the biggest selling editions in PB history.
    Men will buy it and lament their childhood.
    Kids will steal it (especially the 14 year-old's friends!!!!)
    Women will sneak a peek and hate her all over again...

    And to think I almost threw out the envelope from Playboy with my renewal
    info in it!

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    Should that edition ever come to pass, you can bet a dollar on one or all of
    these things.

    That the mag will be banned in ONE HOUSEHOLD FOR SURE.
    The father of the kid will HAVE TO SEE IT!
    The kid will have more friends than he can shake a stick at-
    His peers will admire him, worship him, praise him.
    The mom will sneak a peak at it and hate her all over again!

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    When he goes to college people will whisper behind his back,
    "Hey, that was the kid who slept with his teacher!"
    He'll have men buy him beers at the bar and women will
    throw themselves at his feet trying to prove they are more feminine
    that a "that teacher"..

    And she will be hated all over again...
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

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    RICHARD my dear, you speak words of wisdom!! There are SUCH double standards in this country. Makes me want to hurl.

    Chucky? There were, you were just too busy with baseball cards
    ROFLMAO!!! We had a teacher in school who wore tight mini-skirts and was a platinum blonde. She was a sure hit with the boys. I swear I walked in the class and could smell testosterone!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by moosmom
    ROFLMAO!!! We had a teacher in school who wore tight mini-skirts and was a platinum blonde. She was a sure hit with the boys. I swear I walked in the class and could smell testosterone!!!


    Ah!

    The smell of pheremones!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

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