Rindercella

[slleipnir]

Found this online...lol, kinda funny

Rindercella

This delightful Spoonerism was reportedly written by Mr. Archie of "Hee Haw'' fame. What's a Sponerism? It's a phrase or sentence with an accidental interchange of the initial sounds of words. Example: "A well-boiled icicle" for "a well-oiled bicycle." Spoonerisms get their name from Rev. W. A. Spooner (1844-1930) who was noted for making such slips of the tongue.

Rindercella (Cinderella)

Tunce upon a whine, in a coreign fountry, there lived a geautiful
birl and her name was Rindercella. Rindercella lived with her mugly
other and her two sad blisters. Also, in this same coreign fountry,
there lived a very prandsome hince.

Now, this prandsome hince was going to have a bancy fall, so he
invited all the people for riles amound, especially the pich reople.
So, Rindercella's mugly other and her two sigly usters went out to
get some dancy fresses to wear to the bancy fall. But, Rindercella
couldn't go because all she had to wear was some old rirty dags. So,
she just cat down and scried.

Well she was kitten there scrying, and all of the sudden, there
appeared before her, her gairy mudfather. And she waved her wagic
mand and there appeared before her a kig boach and hix white sorses
to take Rindercella to the bancy fall! ''But,'' she warned her, ''you
be home before nidmight or I'll purn you into a tumpkin.''

So, Rindercella went to the bancy fall and she was det at the moor
by the prandsome hince, because he had been watching from behind a
widden hindow. And, as soon as they met, they lell in fove! And,
nanced all dight, until nidmight. Then, the stock clucked nidmight,
and Rindercella staced down the rairs. And, just as she beached the
rottom, she slopped her dripper!

Well, the next day, the prandsome hince went all over the coreign
fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper.
He came to Rindercella's house and tried it on her mugly other, and
it fidn't dit. He tried it on her two sigly usters, and it fidn't
dit. Then he tried it on Rindercella and it fid dit. So, they were
married and lived heavily ever hapwards.

Now, the storal to this mory is: If you ever go to a bancy fall and
want to have a prandsome hince lall in fove with you, don't forget
to slop your dripper.

[Laura's Babies]

I hope I just don't forget to slop my dripper! (I am FO Sorgetful!)

[Corinna]

I remember that being told by Grandpa jones On Hee Haw.Ok so I'm old and from bad country shows.

[davidpizzica]

I remember that being told by Grandpa jones On Hee Haw.Ok so I'm old and from bad country shows.

Corinna, This routine was done by Archie Campbell on Hee Haw. I know because I have it on an 8 track tape with him doing it. I'm old to0, and I like bad country shows.

[slleipnir]

I found a diff site with a little more info...I edited it a little

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

Thank you so much, I got the hickups from all the laughing!!

[pitc9]

The first time I heard that a friend of mine recited it at a talent show. She got a standing ovation and a room full of laughs for it!

[davidpizzica]

On the same 8 track, he also recites the "Pee little Thrigs!" (I forgot how this one goes).

[Corinna]

I stand corrected I thought it was Grandpa Jones Now that you mention it it was Archie Campbell. Glad I'm not the only one.