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    It went something like this….

    Officer: Are you aware that you “flashed” your neighbor?
    kuhio98: I can explain…
    Officer: Suzanne from across the street may never be the same after what she saw.
    kuhio98: If you’ll just let me explain…
    Officer: Spill it! It better be good.
    kuhio98: Well, I was taking a bath you see. And Pepper decided to crawl under the towels I left in the floor.
    Officer: Pepper? What the heck does Pepper have to do with taking a bath?
    kuhio98: No, not a pepper bath. Pepper is my cat.
    Officer: You’re saying that a cat is responsible for Suzanne’s damaged corneas?
    kuhio98: No. It wasn’t Pepper’s fault. See she was so comfy that I didn’t want to disturb her when I got out of the tub.
    Officer: Let me get this straight. You blinded your neighbor because you didn’t want to disturb a cat?
    kuhio98: Well, of course. I couldn’t disturb her. She was sleeping so peacefully.
    Officer: Right lady, continue….
    kuhio98: So, I grabbed a hand towel and attempted to dry off, but quickly I discovered that it wasn’t uhh sufficient to do the job.
    Officer: Uh huh – Nodding in agreement
    kuhio98: I walked out into the hall to the linen closet to get another towel to dry off the rest of my ummmmm “acreage”.
    Officer: I’m with ya.
    kuhio98: I found a towel and when I turned to close the door, I realized that Bobcat had left all the curtains open so that people could view our Christmas tree lights!!! I screamed and ran for cover.
    Officer: But, it was too late.
    kuhio98: Yes, the damage had been done. Suzanne witnessed the whole thing.
    Officer: Because you didn’t want to disturb Pepper?
    kuhio98: Yes. She just looked so comfortable, I hated to bother her.
    Officer: Well, I’m not sure how to write this ticket up.
    kuhio98: I just hope the judge and jury are cat lovers. No one would convict me! You just can’t disturb a sleeping kitty. It’s just not right!
    Officer: You're crazy lady.
    kuhio98: Nope! I'm a cat lover!
    Last edited by kuhio98; 09-21-2008 at 06:14 PM.
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    LOLOLOL

    Um . . . seriously???

    I'm LMAO!!!

    A little confused . . . I mean, seriously??? . . . okay, don't care . . . I'm still LMAO!!!
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    Christa ~ It went "something" like that. I seriously did flash poor Suzanne who may never recover complete eyesight due to my Alaskan-never-been-in-the-sun skin. But no cops were called.
    Ask your vet about microchipping. ~~ It could have saved Kuhio's life. And it cost Halo hers.
    Consider having your cat tested for Polycystic kidney disease ~~ Rest in peace Willy
    Loved by Lisa

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    LOL!!!!
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    Well, if Mohammed can cut his sleeve off, I don't see anything wrong with you running around your own house looking for towels!!!

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    Oh dear! What a sight!!! I can picture it perfectly.... not your nekkid butt running through the house, but the scene!

    You're a good meowmie... you did exactly what you shold have done!

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    It sounds like One Of Those Days when nothing went right!!!
    That will be an interesting story to tell your Grand Cildren yeras from now,when your sleeping Cat almost got you arrested for indecent exposure.
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    Too funny Lisa! I'm not so sure I'd be letting any of my cats hog towels if I lived in Alaska! It's cold enough here!
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    That is a funny story!
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    Oh my! Too funny!
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    What was susan doing staring in to your house ? Stalking you.
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    LOL! Lends new meaning to the term Northern exposure....
    I've been finally defrosted by cassiesmom!
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    What an event! I have to agree with Corinna.

    My boss tells a story about a woman who calls the cops to complain about their neighbors nude sun batheing. The cops arrive to the lady's house, say they don't see anything. The lady then tells the cops that you can't see from the ground you have to climb the ladder!

    Sounds like a similar situation.

    Lisa, I sure hope Pepper appreciated what you went through for him!




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    Good one!!!
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    LOL too funny! What were you supposed to do, move the sleeping kitty?? Sheesh, we all know better

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