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Thread: Thursday 135 - The Little Shop(ping) Horrors?

  1. #31
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    OK, on the count of three everyone... one ~ two ~ three ~ *GROAN*

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    LOL, blame Richard, he was the one asking for jokes
    Mom to Tasha, Raven, and Rudy the greyhound

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    Groan (very loud)
    I've been boo'dMerlin my angel

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    Howls of derisive laughter, Bruce!


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    YO BARKEEP!!!! *slaps hand down on bar* Gimme a double Absolut on the rocks! *mumbles, holding head in hands* Cats here, cats there, cats EVERYWHERE!!! What was this jerkwad thinking??? Oh! Sorry, I was talking to myself. *writes in "to do" list* Sunday, bring cat carriers, bullet proof vest, pepper spray.

    *shakes head* I dunno.

    Rest In Peace Casey (Bubba Dude) Your paw print will remain on my heart forever. 12/02
    Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day". 1994-2009
    MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
    Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"

    DO NOT BUY WHILE SHELTER ANIMALS DIE!!

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    WHOA! Mario quick!! Slide this drink down the bar towards Donna but be careful I think I go to the back and make up some onion rings - lemme know when the coast is clear Want a bankie Donna?? Look at all the nice wood David brought in

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    Did I hear ONION RINGS!!!!
    I'd love some!!!! and some hot soup. It's cold here today. They say it may warm up to 40, if we are lucky. So far, doesn't look like our luck is holding out!

    It was 20 this morning with a wind chill of 11. I hate wind chills!

    Mario, have you started your letter to Santa yet?
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Donna is there a thread we should read?
    I've been boo'dMerlin my angel

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    Onion rings and a Dirty Girl Scout sound good. It went from 60 to about 30 deg F in 24 hours here!

    Love the joke. I've never heard that one before!
    I've been finally defrosted by cassiesmom!
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    Hi everyone,

    I have to do this quickly...I am on a deadline.

    Corinna,
    A HBR with a DLC chaser

    DONE!

    LH,

    Pot pie? I am in!

    A DGS

    DONE!

    Tray....

    HI, A DGS for you and Mario gets anything he wants!

    DONE!

    K,

    Thanks for the soup! Hope you do feel better, I know that feeling.

    Laurie.

    No need to make a decision, One for each hand....

    DONE?

    K9...

    What is the matter with GUY JOKES???

    I loved it..ignore the peanut gallery!

    DONE?

    MM,

    A tall absolut OTR.....

    Cats???? EVERYWHERE?

    DONE

    MOFF,

    Onion rings and Soup...4 CNTS too?

    DONE?

    Smokey,

    A DGS and some Onion rings!

    DONE!

    David,

    Yep I think we all need a picture.

    Thanks!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
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    Mr. Show?

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    Oh yeah!!

    http://petoftheday.com/talk/showthread.php?t=93921

    *blubbers into drink* BARKEEP, I'll take another.

    This is the only place I can get drunk and still stay sober.

    Rest In Peace Casey (Bubba Dude) Your paw print will remain on my heart forever. 12/02
    Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day". 1994-2009
    MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
    Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"

    DO NOT BUY WHILE SHELTER ANIMALS DIE!!

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    Tell me why I'm not surprised you are doing this Donna... you are a true gem ~ you may feel a bit rough on the outside but your heart of gold shines through Whatever you're eating or drinking is on me this week.

  13. #43
    Donna, Anything you want in the bar this weekend is on the house. Good job helping those cats. (Not that this bar costs anything anyway, But)

    Anyone for some nice fresh brownies? (They're still hot)

    another DGS for me, and I'll go out and help David with the firewood.

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    Fresh from the oven brownies!! OH MY! Shall I whip up some cream? Or should we put Mario to work at the ice cream maker? I'm sure Lady and Possum would just love to help him with home made ice cream Thanks with the wood you guys, I just don't bounce as well as I used to

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    lolol,

    Thank god someone can cook brownies.

    I made some on my birthday and was trying like a mad man to break up the clumps on the bottom of the bowl...

    Then I realized there were walnuts in the mix!

    You are officially relieved of fire duty.

    DONE.


    LH,

    One dirty GS....lolololol, there is something delightfully smutty about that drink...

    DONE!


    MM,

    I guess you can be here in 'spirit' and we are with you in 'spirit'...

    Come sit by the fire....

    DONE!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Mr. Show?

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