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    a love story

    I will seek and find you . . .

    I shall take you to bed and have my way with you ...

    I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan...

    I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop...

    I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you...

    And, when I am finished,

    you will be weak for days...

    All my love,

    The Flu





    Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot.

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    The whole time I was reading that I thought, "Kim wouldn't post something like this!"

    LOL


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    HAHA!

    I was reading through, and thinking that this certainly shouldn't be on pet talk hehehe thanks for posting this!


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    LOL that certainly made my jaw drop until I read the last line!! And to think I've been fooled by stuff like this before (like the one about the dentist) hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessika
    LOL that certainly made my jaw drop until I read the last line!!
    The same thing happend to me! I'm like omg this is going to end up being a block site at our school lol.
    Thanks so much Ashley for the siggy!
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    too funny!




    Thanks to PCB!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessika
    LOL that certainly made my jaw drop until I read the last line!! hehe
    LOL, me too!!!
    Very funny

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    a love story

    Quote Originally Posted by PJ's Mom


    The whole time I was reading that I thought, "Kim wouldn't post something like this!"

    LOL
    Just think where our minds are at But I had the same thought of Great Love Story Kim = you got our attention

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    OMG! Hilarious!
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    Oh my God, I could say something SO bad but I won't. I'll be good. But I want you all to know it's absolutely killin' me!!



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