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    How wonderful Dogs Are..cats are to..

    How Dogs Are Better Than Men

    1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
    2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
    3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
    4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
    5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
    6. Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
    7. You can train a dog.
    8. Dogs are easy to buy for.
    9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas (OK, really, the worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it. 10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
    11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.



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    Why dogs are better than women...
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    Dogs don't cry
    Dogs love it when your friends come over
    Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo
    Dogs think you sing great
    A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink
    Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you
    Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs
    Dogs don't notice if you call them another dog's name
    Dogs are excited by rough play
    Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away
    Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair
    Anyone can get a good looking dog
    If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it
    Dogs don't shop
    Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor
    Dogs never need to examine the relationship
    A dog's parents never visit
    Dogs love long car trips
    Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions
    When a dog gets old and snaps at you incessantly, you can shoot it
    Dogs like beer
    Dogs don't hate their bodies
    Dogs never criticize
    Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across
    Dogs never expect gifts
    Dogs don't worry about germs
    Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had
    Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives
    You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day
    Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry
    Dogs don't borrow your shirts
    Dogs never want foot rubs
    Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public
    Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk
    Dogs can't talk
    Dogs seldom outlive you

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    Hehehe, William, you better watch yourself on a site that is basically 99% female.

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    he he, they're both funny, and true!!!

    Forever in my heart...Lacey,Sassy,Mandy,Corey,Ginger,Casey
    HAPPY HOWL-O-WEEN!!!
    I'VE BEEN BOO'D!

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    These are great! LOL!
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    LOL...very funny!

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    Thanks for the laugh! I have to agree with Kay, however...we're a little female heavy here.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Kfamr
    Hehehe, William, you better watch yourself on a site that is basically 99% female.
    oops.... sorry ladies - please don't take it serriously

    thanks k9krazee for the signature!

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    No offense taken here William! It's just having a little fun!

    Forever in my heart...Lacey,Sassy,Mandy,Corey,Ginger,Casey
    HAPPY HOWL-O-WEEN!!!
    I'VE BEEN BOO'D!

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    LOL those are great! and so true

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    Quote Originally Posted by vinjashira
    oops.... sorry ladies - please don't take it serriously
    All in good fun!




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