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    Thursday # 110...are you in???

    Hi everyone, time to open up and rise and shine.....


    I think this week we will have the First Annual Texas Hold Em
    Poker Tourney....

    I don't play cards, Cards play me!!!!


    So roll up your sleeves and Let's play!!!!


    Mario is the Official Dealer.....No Dump Truck or 52 Pick up in this casino!!!

    The Drink of the Day is a martini!!

    I trust that people will help me tend bar while I work???

    PLEASE???
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    Wow, open already? Cool.

    I know little to nothing about poker, but Mario, deal me in! Oops, forgot, the one thing I do know is you need to keep a strai....eeerrr...poker face so you don't give yourself away.

    I also don't like martinis, so for now I'll stick with the coke thing. As usual, got a lot of work to do today....

    Later on, when happy hour officially starts here (...say....noonish?) I'll have to have everyone raise there glass in a toast to the sale of my Corvette. However, don't give me too many drinks or I'll start blubbering like a fool over the fact that I'm selling it.....
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    I like poker and I love martinis! I'll have an appletini, please. Is anyone welcome to the doghouse Thursday party, because I don't think I've done this too often.
    The idea that some lives matter less is the root of all that is wrong with the world. - Dr. Paul Farmer

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    Originally posted by finn's mom
    I like poker and I love martinis! I'll have an appletini, please. Is anyone welcome to the doghouse Thursday party, because I don't think I've done this too often.
    Yes, everyone is welcome, but you need to show ID before you get served.

    The one other requirement for newbies is that tell one good joke. After that you are a full-fledged Thursday attendee.
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    Give me a martini, and Mario deal me in! I am back online! So happy to be back with all the wonderful Pet Talkers that have stood behind me during my hard times.

    Willie

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    Ok, here's a blonde joke my step brothers told me.

    a blonde cop pulls another blonde over for speeding.

    she asks the speeder for her license and registration.

    the speeder goes through her bag, but, says she can't find her license.

    the cop says well anything with your picture on it, then.

    so, the speeder pulls out her compact, opens it, and, hands it to the cop.

    will this do, asks the speeder.

    the cop looks into the compact, and, exclaims, well, damn, you should have told me you were a cop, too! move along!

    oh, and, i'm almost 29, hope that's old enough!
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    Finn's Mom - a big welcome to you. Anyone that tells us a good joke that makes us all giggle like morons is right up at the top of the list!!

    Here, let me buy you that appletini............and even though it is pretty early in the morning - I will have one with you!

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    Originally posted by gini
    Finn's Mom - a big welcome to you. Anyone that tells us a good joke that makes us all giggle like morons is right up at the top of the list!!

    Here, let me buy you that appletini............and even though it is pretty early in the morning - I will have one with you!
    I'm always up for at least trying to get people to giggle. What's that saying, it's five o'clock somewhere? Drinking this early will be a first for me, too! And, thanks for the warm welcome!
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    Absolutely!! Make mine an Absolut Martini with a dash of Vermouth and a whole lot of olives please!!

    Deal me in! This is strip poker, right? If not, I'm sitting here in my underwear for nothing!!

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    Originally posted by moosmom
    Absolutely!! Make mine an Absolut Martini with a dash of Vermouth and a whole lot of olives please!!

    Deal me in! This is strip poker, right? If not, I'm sitting here in my underwear for nothing!!
    If you are already in your underwear........what happened, did you lose already?

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    Oh Willie, you don't know how much it warms my heart to see you back here at Thursdays! You are very much loved and we missed you bunches.

    Finn, welcome to the bar. I take it that you've been shown the ropes? No, that the rope that Mario climbs....I mean the whole "leave your attitude at the door" thing. Love that joke....you pass with flying colours!!

    Good morning Debbie, my friend. Are you packed yet??

    Gini.....love as always.

    Donna.... Careful, if you lose this last hand, Mario will run off with your **ahem** undies....and that's no way to "bare" your soul!!!

    Richard, thanks for opening the bar so early. I've got meetings today so will check back when I can. Be good.
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    WOW! Strip Texas Holdem! That's a new one to me! I believe I'll just pass for now. Mario tends to cheat. Me in my undies (or worse), is something the world does not need to see!

    It's awfully hot and humid here so I'll just grab a cherry limeade and 4 catnip teas on ice. I think I'll fix a taco salad for lunch too.
    YUM!
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Originally posted by slick
    Be good.
    NEVER!!!!
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    Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
    WOW! Strip Texas Holdem! That's a new one to me!
    Ha ha, that's what I thought! But, then, I've played strip foosball! I'll leave the game before I lose my undies, though!
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    oooo, I'll have a Sour Apple Martini. Welcome Finn's mom, great joke.

    Mario, deal me in.....I wish I knew how to play poker. Hey, what does it mean when you have a bunch of Kings?
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