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Thread: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

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    How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?



    1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

    2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

    3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

    4. Rottweiler: Make me.

    5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

    6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

    7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

    8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

    9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

    10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

    11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

    12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....

    13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

    14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

    15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
    By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

    16. Dobermann: The longer I leave it, the longer I can stay in the dark on the Sofa where I am not supposed to be.

    The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

    thanks k9krazee for the signature!

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    Too funny!

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    *lol*lol*

    that was pretty good.... I haven't seen that one before...
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    haha very cute!

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    lol! really cute.

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    lol

    Oh my gosh!!! That was funny! And so true...Especialy about the lab. LOL!

    Tara

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