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Thread: Don't mess with Kansas cows!

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    Don't mess with Kansas cows!

    I've been hearing on the news recently that cows are being rustled in our part of the state.

    They now have a solution: the cows are now being fitted with ear tags that have a GPS system. They will be able to find the cows by satellite now.

    If you are eating a steak and it beeps at you, you may be in big big trouble!
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Re: Don't mess with Kansas cows!

    Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
    I've been hearing on the news recently that cows are being rustled in our part of the state.

    They now have a solution: the cows are now being fitted with ear tags that have a GPS system. They will be able to find the cows by satellite now.

    If you are eating a steak and it beeps at you, you may be in big big trouble!
    So THAT"s what I heard before I flushed.

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    Re: Re: Don't mess with Kansas cows!

    Originally posted by RICHARD
    So THAT"s what I heard before I flushed.
    Grooooaaannn.....
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    I'd think the GPS system would act like a homing beacon for UFOs who are interested in a little BBQ!
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip

    Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,

    Frankie

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    WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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    Forget fitting them with GPS systems. Fit them with a bazooka.


    Mooo booom!

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    Originally posted by Pit Chick
    Forget fitting them with GPS systems. Fit them with a bazooka.


    Mooo booom!
    LOL!!!!!
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    MY BLESSINGS:
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    Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip

    Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,

    Frankie

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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    That's got to be one of the funniest things I've heard lately! This shouldn't be in the dog house. It should be where everyone could enjoy.

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